IRS shakedown scam

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discostew

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I got a call yesterday from a person claiming to be an agent with the IRS. Told me they found errors on my return and that it was fraud and not an honest error. She told me my license has been suspended and I was going to be arrested. So I've been calling them when I have a chance just to waste there time. Once I called and said my name was Lick Myballs, that poor bastard owes them 5400 or some shit. I told her my e mail address was lickmyballs@youstupidbitch.com. She wrote it all down and repeated it so she knew she had it right. One time she transfered me to a guy who sounded just like Borat and he really turned the screws on me.

So I present to you the #. Post up what ever fun you have with these stupid fuckers. English is a second language for all these people. I have not given them a name yet that didn't owe them at least 2600 bucks.

206-934-1816 tell them you got a voicemail instructing you to call...enjoy
 
Tugela

Tugela

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206? That's in my hood.

I look forward to reading Marty's report.

My typical counterscam move is to give the name and telephone number of an agent at the Seattle office of the FBI and ask them to call me there.
 
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discostew

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Borat kept telling me I would see him at the courthouse!!! I asked him what courthouse? I told him I don't like to go to the courthouse cause they make me leave my gun in the car. I told him I was going to have to shoot him while he's going in. He assured me he would be there. I asked him how I would know it's him cause I didn't want to shoot the wrong guy again.
 
kennith

kennith

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Watch this:

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Cheers,

Kennith
 
jhmover

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discostew said:
Borat kept telling me I would see him at the courthouse!!! I asked him what courthouse? I told him I don't like to go to the courthouse cause they make me leave my gun in the car. I told him I was going to have to shoot him while he's going in. He assured me he would be there. I asked him how I would know it's him cause I didn't want to shoot the wrong guy again.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Mongo

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I just got thru…The bitch who answered told me her badge number IRS22122. I'm now waiting for a visit from the local IRS police as they are going to my house to arrest me for non-payment and she'll be waiting for me at the courthouse. Maybe we can have a party….

She really didn't appreciate when I asked her how it felt going thru life as a cumdumpster
 
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discostew

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Just got off the phone after telling her my name was Jack Meoff. I asked her to repeat it back to me and that was funny as shit. She wanted me to go to a walgreens and do something with 5,000 bucks. I'm guessing western union or something. She asked if I had 5 grand with me, I said ya sure I got that. Then she told me to go to walgreens.
 
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discostew

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She asked me if I wanted to settle this in the court or out of the court? I said out of court you know why? She said no why? I said I can't have a firearm in the courthouse and I just plan on shooting your stupid ass.
 
Mongo

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just got a guy…I didn't even give a chance to speak…

Me: I calling from the IRS and you are now being recorded and the phone number is being traced to your location
guy: fuck off
Me: We are knocking at the door, can you open it please
guy: fuck off…in background…lock the door
Me: have a nice day
 
az_max

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I wish they'd call. I'd let them hear the magazine clicking and the sound of the bolt going forward on the rifle, then tell them I'm waiting for them behind the door.
 
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discostew

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az_max said:
I wish they'd call. I'd let them hear the magazine clicking and the sound of the bolt going forward on the rifle, then tell them I'm waiting for them behind the door.
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Just call them and tell them you got a voicemail to call them. It was just an automated call from them that started the whole process.
 
squirt

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I got three of these calls from the same number yesterday on my home phone. Seems legit that the IRS would use a robo-caller from a wireless number.
 
Ballah06

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Should just call them and run the same exact scam on them; see what they say. Isn't there an auto calling app/service that can jam their stuff up? Or post ads on CL with their phone numbers for free stuff of sorts.
 
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