Sorry, sometimes my warped sense of humour....well...nevermind. lolLeslie said::banghead:antichrist said:I didn't mean to imply it was an implied law
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Nothings as bad as the Baja Policia... I had a few times when my name was Benjiman Franklin
Dee,
Once, while I've been sitting near a wreck of a van (not my driving) in a ditch near a major highway in Russia, one cop wanted to write me a ticket "for injuring a live tree."
And you know what frequently happens to unfortunate folks in San Diego who fish out of their pockets something besides the wallet with their driver's license (haircomb, for instance).
I have not met a police officer in any country who would offer any help or protection (real, not racket).
Once, while I've been sitting near a wreck of a van (not my driving) in a ditch near a major highway in Russia, one cop wanted to write me a ticket "for injuring a live tree."
And you know what frequently happens to unfortunate folks in San Diego who fish out of their pockets something besides the wallet with their driver's license (haircomb, for instance).
I have not met a police officer in any country who would offer any help or protection (real, not racket).
LOL the chuckle head ones we have around all pretend there a New England version of Wyatt Earp... But in reality there not much better than Barney Fife... What do you expect for a 30K year job....
FWIW when i parked my 90 side ways on I15 the CHIP was really cool about the situation and was there in less than a min.
FWIW when i parked my 90 side ways on I15 the CHIP was really cool about the situation and was there in less than a min.
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here Bad, this is what you need...
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I 'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
The envelope please...
AND THE WINNER IS....
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? OK, I 'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."
#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
The envelope please...
AND THE WINNER IS....
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Badfysh
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i cant wait to go to court on this one. the law is clearly stated and i have been unable to find ANYWHERE that says the hov lane is 24 hours.
additionaly, the guy who said "idiot", or "moron" or whatever, you are the moron because you are posting in a thread where it was only asked for a lawyers advice on how to present the evidence, not what evidence or some opinion on what the rule is in georgia. did you just get off the short bus?
i also never said anything about nmy behyavior to cops. when i get pulled over, i EXPECT to get a ticket because, in MOST cases, yes i am smarter than them and i will get the ticket dismissed. i have won more tickets in court that i have lost. why? because the cops are the3 idiots, they dont know wthe laws any more than we do. sure they some that see everyday etc. but they are not lawyers, they are donuts eating machines with guns.
the law is clear, "hours of operation must be posted and maintained". almost all carpool lanes have this. at least in california.
also, i dont have to fight some buried little clause, i only have to fight the cited vehicle code.
additionaly, the guy who said "idiot", or "moron" or whatever, you are the moron because you are posting in a thread where it was only asked for a lawyers advice on how to present the evidence, not what evidence or some opinion on what the rule is in georgia. did you just get off the short bus?
i also never said anything about nmy behyavior to cops. when i get pulled over, i EXPECT to get a ticket because, in MOST cases, yes i am smarter than them and i will get the ticket dismissed. i have won more tickets in court that i have lost. why? because the cops are the3 idiots, they dont know wthe laws any more than we do. sure they some that see everyday etc. but they are not lawyers, they are donuts eating machines with guns.
the law is clear, "hours of operation must be posted and maintained". almost all carpool lanes have this. at least in california.
also, i dont have to fight some buried little clause, i only have to fight the cited vehicle code.
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Badfysh
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i actually wont be bringing any pics. i have decided to do a video. it will be timed at the same time as the ticket, starting from where i got on to where i got stopped. and it will also have short version showing just the middle. very easy to do since i drive this route to/from work everyday.
the video will be to simply show there are NO signs at all "to advise motorists of the hours of operation"
as for this forum, i was just hoping that a lawyer might chime in and tell me what grounds i may have to ask for reduction in bail.
the ticket consists of 4 charges. three of which are correctable violation for a total (if corrected) on $10. the 4th, the HOV violation is $341. In california, to plead not guilty you must post bail. then when the court date comes around, if you win, they send it you within 90 days.
so what i was looking for was a legal means to ask for bail reduction until trial disposition or released on OR or something similar.
not a bunch of hill billy hicks to give me their rendition of the laws in GA.
thanks for all the great jokes though, i will just have to pull out the law books and do it myself as usual.
the video will be to simply show there are NO signs at all "to advise motorists of the hours of operation"
as for this forum, i was just hoping that a lawyer might chime in and tell me what grounds i may have to ask for reduction in bail.
the ticket consists of 4 charges. three of which are correctable violation for a total (if corrected) on $10. the 4th, the HOV violation is $341. In california, to plead not guilty you must post bail. then when the court date comes around, if you win, they send it you within 90 days.
so what i was looking for was a legal means to ask for bail reduction until trial disposition or released on OR or something similar.
not a bunch of hill billy hicks to give me their rendition of the laws in GA.
thanks for all the great jokes though, i will just have to pull out the law books and do it myself as usual.
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Badfysh said:
I was considering buying your knock off parts before, but now i can't. I refuse to support such an ungrateful bastard. beggars can't be choosers.
next time don't even ask for help.
Honestly, have you ever read this board or do you just post to hear yourself talk? What kind of response did you think you were going to get. If you think you were not at fault then you really are the only hill billy hick. You sound like a total meathead "bring a video to court". Go for it. I'd love to be in the court room for that one.
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"not a bunch of hill billy hicks to give me their rendition of the laws in GA."
badfish, badfish, badfish....ahhh young ladd....to be young and ignorant again.
What u asked for, my short-penis friend, was for ppl to agree with you. While everybody has their own opinions of the Police, what you got was most ppl's honest opinion:
you are an "idiot" for using the HOV lane in the first place....and you are a "moron" for mouthing off to the Officer.
Your latest comments just show you for what you really are: a spoiled little brat with Daddy's cash that thinks he's smarter than EVERYBODY else.
An attorney did chime in, and said you weren't gonna get any (worth while) advise here (or anywhere for that matter!), as their profession ethical code prohibits it...he might be a ...what did u call him? a "hill billy hick"?. Well.....Us "doughnut eating machines with guns" cops, are just out trying to make a living like everybody else.
No, we don't take cash on the side of the road (like somebody suggested, c'mon now:smilelol: ), and no, maybe we are not the sharpest kives in the drawer (like somebody else also suggested), but for the most part (and yes, there are plenty of asswipe cops out there, I probably work with one or two myself) we do watch over you and walk the neighborhood that most ppl -especifically you BADFISH- wouldbn't even drive through. Sometimes however, it's really ALL worth while when we get to nail a gentleman :yawn: like you.
Now, for the "hill billy hicks from Ga....", I'll let them tell you what they think. I'm sure Dan Chapman, Nomar, Jamsandwich, Rupp, Olivares, HO, Lee...etc...etc...they all appreciate your comments and are eager to help you on the trail next time they see you. Maybe jumping (avatar) your truck is not so much "your thing" as its to drive to the mall on the HOV lane...who knows....I say go to court, bring a video (make it real long if you can, judges always have extrra time to set up the audio-video equipment), tell him how you interpret the law, and throw it out there that the "donut eating machine w/ a gun" was an asswipe.
badfish, badfish, badfish....ahhh young ladd....to be young and ignorant again.
What u asked for, my short-penis friend, was for ppl to agree with you. While everybody has their own opinions of the Police, what you got was most ppl's honest opinion:
you are an "idiot" for using the HOV lane in the first place....and you are a "moron" for mouthing off to the Officer.
Your latest comments just show you for what you really are: a spoiled little brat with Daddy's cash that thinks he's smarter than EVERYBODY else.
An attorney did chime in, and said you weren't gonna get any (worth while) advise here (or anywhere for that matter!), as their profession ethical code prohibits it...he might be a ...what did u call him? a "hill billy hick"?. Well.....Us "doughnut eating machines with guns" cops, are just out trying to make a living like everybody else.
No, we don't take cash on the side of the road (like somebody suggested, c'mon now:smilelol: ), and no, maybe we are not the sharpest kives in the drawer (like somebody else also suggested), but for the most part (and yes, there are plenty of asswipe cops out there, I probably work with one or two myself) we do watch over you and walk the neighborhood that most ppl -especifically you BADFISH- wouldbn't even drive through. Sometimes however, it's really ALL worth while when we get to nail a gentleman :yawn: like you.
Now, for the "hill billy hicks from Ga....", I'll let them tell you what they think. I'm sure Dan Chapman, Nomar, Jamsandwich, Rupp, Olivares, HO, Lee...etc...etc...they all appreciate your comments and are eager to help you on the trail next time they see you. Maybe jumping (avatar) your truck is not so much "your thing" as its to drive to the mall on the HOV lane...who knows....I say go to court, bring a video (make it real long if you can, judges always have extrra time to set up the audio-video equipment), tell him how you interpret the law, and throw it out there that the "donut eating machine w/ a gun" was an asswipe.
Badfysh said:
Badfysh,
I'm not as smart as you, so just so I understand your above mistyped quote, does this mean three of the violations are several hundred each and will be reduced to just $10 if you fix them.
:rofl: :rofl: You know, I think he might be talking about me. I really wasn't calling him an idiot. I was just pointing out you can't look in one section of code and expect to get all the laws governing that topic. And used 50 in a residential area as an example.Badfysh said:
But given his response and inability to figure that bit out, I now think it's safe to say....antichrist said:
badyfish, you're an idiot. :smilelol: And a pompous one at that.
I'm also guessing that you knew quite well what the law was, and you're just trying to prove yourself. Have at it.
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syoung
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Badfysh said:
Did you find anywhere that says it isn't? You're trying to prove the wrong thing.
Badfysh said:
Spend a lot of time in court, do ya? You tough guy rebel...
Badfysh said:
Those little 'buried' parts of the code are just as much law as the ones you think you know.
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