04' Discovery warning lights

[seventyfive]

Plain and simple. If he fucking hates D2s so much, don't click the Discovery sub forum. He did the same shit in my thread, must have that DiscoMike syndrome.

Way to derail a thread.

I posted 6 times in your technical thread. None of them were derogatory towards you at all. The gif I posted was a metaphor. the train was leaving the tracks, much like your thread, much like this thread. It always happens on this forum, sometimes it gets funny sometimes it gets sad.
The only post I can understand you being offended by was when I asked if your camaro was bitchin'. Apparently you don't enjoy the dead milkmen enough to get the humor.

Suggesting the original poster selling his piece of shit, is my dry sarcasm. But in all honesty I have fixed enough 03/04's to have the right to call them pieces of shit compared to pre facelift D2's.

I have no clue who DiscoMike is but I'm not an authority on Land Rover forums as you, so forgive my ignorance.

I have proven myself as an obnoxious drunk on this forum, so take it from me YOU are digging yourself a hole that is hard to climb out. Luckily I finally sobered up and realized how much of an idiot I was representing myself.

If you are a real person, and not one of us having a goof, residing in North Carolina you should know North Carolinians are very good at ostracizing those they don't like. I know that because I have some brothers down there. Disrespecting me is directly disrespecting them, and at the end of the day it's about wheeling and having a good time. Disrespecting them will make you very lonely, since you are obviously looking to latch on to the Rover crowd.

Honestly you are really making yourself look like a know it all, rude, obnoxious person that others really wouldn't enjoy being around.

 

[seventyfive]

Do you even know DiscoMike? Or did you just read the thread in the general section and now consider yourself informed? Just have a :drink: and relax.

Tobias, take a picture of this guy if he's at spring safari. We have to have a face to a name on this one!

 

[seventyfive]

Okay we get it you hate D2s

Just facelift D2's.

 

[Buddy]

Tobias, take a picture of this guy if he's at spring safari. We have to have a face to a name on this one!

If I make it to Safari, I still have to manage to put the truck back together by April. Tax season is not helping that any....

 

[seventyfive]

Off and on for the last few months the abs, traction control and vehicle descent have come on. Some times upon ignition and mostly while driving. They usually turn off after restart. Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated. Also the disco seams to be driving normally when the lights appear.

Thank you in advance!

I apologize for your thread being derailed.

Yesl, you do need to have your ABS fault memory read first. The connector inside the ABS module starts to flex and eventually break. The shuttle valve/modulator plugs into that connector, which is a ground signal fed from the SLABs back to the SLABs.
The cold weather we are having may be causing the plastic to expand and contract enough to be losing that ground signal. You are going to need to bypass that connection eventually.
When the SLABs loses that signal the three lights will illuminate and the truck will drive normal, you just won't have ABS and traction control. Cycling the key will sometimes will make those lights not illuminate.

If you have a hard fault, i.e. a bad wheel speed sensor, the fault theoretically should stay a hard fault and not go away by cycling the key. Yes I have seen very weird shit on rovers, and maybe you do have a hard fault.

 

[seventyfive]

If I make it to Safari, I still have to manage to put the truck back together by April. Tax season is not helping that any....

You of all people should know work will set you free.

 

[Buddy]

You of all people should know work will set you free.

ouch! But we did go visit last summer on our trip back to the home country. Did you hear someone actually stole this.

 

[My6speedz]

Do you even know DiscoMike? Or did you just read the thread in the general section and now consider yourself informed? Just have a :drink: and relax.

No I've hated him since I talked to him probably 3 years ago, but thanks for being concerned atriot:

 

[My6speedz]

Way to derail a thread.

I posted 6 times in your technical thread. None of them were derogatory towards you at all. The gif I posted was a metaphor. the train was leaving the tracks, much like your thread, much like this thread. It always happens on this forum, sometimes it gets funny sometimes it gets sad.
The only post I can understand you being offended by was when I asked if your camaro was bitchin'. Apparently you don't enjoy the dead milkmen enough to get the humor.

Suggesting the original poster selling his piece of shit, is my dry sarcasm. But in all honesty I have fixed enough 03/04's to have the right to call them pieces of shit compared to pre facelift D2's.

I have no clue who DiscoMike is but I'm not an authority on Land Rover forums as you, so forgive my ignorance.

I have proven myself as an obnoxious drunk on this forum, so take it from me YOU are digging yourself a hole that is hard to climb out. Luckily I finally sobered up and realized how much of an idiot I was representing myself.

If you are a real person, and not one of us having a goof, residing in North Carolina you should know North Carolinians are very good at ostracizing those they don't like. I know that because I have some brothers down there. Disrespecting me is directly disrespecting them, and at the end of the day it's about wheeling and having a good time. Disrespecting them will make you very lonely, since you are obviously looking to latch on to the Rover crowd.

Honestly you are really making yourself look like a know it all, rude, obnoxious person that others really wouldn't enjoy being around.

I don't think of myself as an authority, and I honestly don't care if people get upset, they shouldn't take stuff that happens on a website so seriously. If you haven't learned that people on the internet are usually fine in real life than you must not have met a lot of people from the net or hold a grudge too easily. It is the internet, no one takes it seriously. I'm behaving the same way you do. You're crying about train wrecking this thread when you did the same thing to mine, pot meet kettle?

I don't really know what you mean by trying to latch on to the Rover crowd, but the people I do know that have Land Rovers don't get on forums so I don't really know what to tell you.

 

[My6speedz]

This is nice. It's been a while since we've had a full fledged fucktard stop by and visit.

:kiss: