Now that is funny. I might order one of those. I rather like my amigos since they have started to show up on occasion. I find they do not bother me at all, and sort of lend a bit of surprise and anticipation to every drive. If anything, they get a few laughs on occasion.
Ding Ding
What's that?!
Oh, just the ABS going out... Happens all the time, just ignore it.
The ABS? Don't we need that?
Why? I never use it. Beats me why they install this crap and forget to tell you where the switch is. Can't even turn it on, so what do I care if it stops working on occasion?
Wait, what? Hold on, you mean to tell me... Wait! What are all those lights?
Oh, just the ABS, Traction Control, and Hill Decent Control. Apparently, none of them are working right now.
Should we pull over? I mean, we are going kind of fast with all this going wrong...
Why? We aren't even ON a hill right now. Seems to me we shouldn't have to worry about descending a hill when we aren't even on one. Oh, do me a favor will you? Just reach under the dash there... Yeah, right there. Grab the bottom of that plastic round thing, and push upwards. Yup, that's the one. Whatever you do, do NOT let that go!
What?!
Oh, don't worry, everything is fine, just keep hold of it...
Cheers,
Kennith