America versus the rest of civilization

SandMan

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The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know; Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys'! We vow to never "interfere" again.

We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Iraq, Afghanistan, Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there anyway. We will station those troops at our borders to prevent anyone sneaking through holes in the fence.

All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would gladly welcome them.

All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a known terrorist nation will be allowed in, EVER. If you don't like it where you live, change it yourself. Don't come here claiming political or religious asylum and try to hide. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

No foreign "students" over the age of 21. The older ones are the bombers. If the young ones don't attend classes, or they get a "D", then it's back home baby.

The US will be making a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require the temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $20 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it they can go sell their oil to another huge oil consuming country. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Most of what we give them is stolen by bandits or turned over to the army anyway. The people who need it most get very little.

Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens awaiting deportion.

The language we Americans speak is ENGLISH. Learn it... or LEAVE!

The Statue of Liberty will no longer carry a torch and be inscribed 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She will now carry a baseball bat and be yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'

IMHO :D

SandMan
 

RoverChic

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Ahhhh

It is nice to have you back Sandman............I certainly enjoy your perspective(s) just too bad you are 10000 miles away. ;)

'Ok Hillbilly Sugar Girl'
 

GotRovr

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Sandman you?re to kind

What we need to do is

In Iraq, our government should buy all the oil we can at $20/barrel, then sell it to chevron or shell or whomever at $35. Use the 15$ excess to pay for cleaning up Iraq, when that?s done, pay down our deficit or bail out Social Security. If the UN can siphon off the oil for food program, why can't we?..

Our criminal system; we should stop building prisons in the US all together and build them over in Afghanistan instead. Our prisoners held there would not want to escape captivity. Convicted felons should lose their right to live in this country all together, unless time served.

Voting, Race and Religion; No more census taking asking what race or from what rock you came from. If you are a legal citizen in this country then you are an American period, no more <_________> American, just plain old American, no more red-neck either, no more red and blue states, just red, white and blue. No more filling out the ballot in any other language except English. And so you want freedom to pursue your own bull-shit, ground kissing, AK-47 religion, great just don?t broadcast it over loud speakers in my Country.
 
Our criminal system; we should stop building prisons in the US all together and build them over in Afghanistan instead. Our prisoners held there would not want to escape captivity. Convicted felons should lose their right to live in this country all together, unless time served.


that would slow down crime.. no HBO in jail over there
 
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bshinn

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ROTFLAMO! :D

Justin,

That's the funniest eff'in avitar i've ever seen. Can I get a copy?

Bob
 
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Discovery Queen

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You are too cool SandMan!!! Can we get the US Constitution amended to reflect these views? We should.... :D
 

SandMan

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If someone ran on a platform similar to that, would it work?
I've often wondered.

I lost my job flying in the states after 9-11. I'm over here flying because I love to fly, not because I hate America. If I could get a job back home, I would. But the airlines are going bankrupt and layoffs are like breathing (everyone's doing it).

Funny thing is, I have more freedom in this Muslim Arab country than you all have under the Patriot Act. Wierd...

SandMan
 

SandMan

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Ben,

That's EXACTLY what I'm talking about. And we think abortion is a hot topic!

FUCK the rest of the world. Who cares what they are doing?
Why is it that the good ole USA has to play world policeman?
I for one am damn tired of it.

There was a time I was happy, no proud, to present my US passport at the immigration counter in some foreign country. Not any more. I find myself embarassed to let people know I'm American, and that is PATHETIC!

Sure, 10 years ago I would expect certain behavior from people in a handfull of countries I visited. France for one has always treated Americans "differently". But that was nothing compared to now. I hate to admit it, but when I travel now I tell people I'm Canadian. That is really pathetic.

DUDE ... WHERE'S MY COUNTRY?


SandMan
 

antichrist

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RBBailey said:
Ya, and here is an example of the rest of "Civilization":

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20041130/D86MEAA80.html

They're sooooo enlightened!


The ramifications are scary indeed. Of course, I'm not sure we in the US are particularly enlightened either.
I got to watch my father die of cancer in the late '80's. But rather than allowing him to have heroin as a pain killer, so that he could remain lucid and communicate with his family, the only way to keep him from being in extreme pain was to dope him up on morphine so that he was completely out of it until the day he died.
Oh yeah, thank god for the war on drugs! And now Bush wants to completely outlaw the medical use of marijuana. Oh yeah, the compasionate conservative.....my ass.
 
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SandMan said:
I hate to admit it, but when I travel now I tell people I'm Canadian. That is really pathetic.

DUDE ... WHERE'S MY COUNTRY?


SandMan
Being a canadian i've read alot of things on this board where people are bashing canadians and canada and how america is great and all.. which i've neer commented on but you say this... if you beleive your country is great and all why would you tell people your from canada when you're not?
think this topic is going to take a turn for the worse....
 

rovercanus

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For the pity factor? :D
Just kidding, I was wondering also. Unless it's an actual safety concern.
It also seems that Canadians do a lot of US bashing too. Not so much on this board but other places I've been too.
Every country has it's faults. We're both lucky that we live in countries that allow us to question and try to change what we don't believe in.
Besides, we need to be nicer to America Junior. When they're finally a state they will help pay our taxes!
 
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RBBailey said:
Ya, and here is an example of the rest of "Civilization":

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20041130/D86MEAA80.html

They're sooooo enlightened!

I was a Pediatric ICU nurse for 5 years and participated in such "hidden" practices. They are commonplace and occurred in every unit that I worked with children of all ages. Of course it was under a physician's care and guided, supportive conversations with family, clergy, and hospital-ethics review board personnel. Is this any different?