and you thought the catcher's mask was ugly

Tugela

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Remember that old saying "There's a fine line between genius and insanity"?

I think that line just got a little wider. This makes that ridiculous Hummer catcher's mask brush bar contraption look as sensible as a station wagon.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2920135059.html

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Rover_Hokie

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That would of saved the couple small dents in my passenger door back in Feb on the trails near Blowing Rock, NC.:D

I think the roll cage may have been bought to protect the occupant rather than the $2K truck.
 

Axel

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group captain mandrake said:
That looks like a solution to a problem that does not exist.

I have to agree with that statement. My first thought was, "OK, this is a rescue vehicle, so the guy was going for functionality rather than looks." Even if you take the rear seats out, there won't be a place for the stretcher, so where else would you put it?

Then I thought back to my search and rescue days back in Norway, thought about when and why you would actually use a stretcher, and came to the conclusion that this has to be the stupidest design ever.

Is the idea here to get a stretcher to an accident site, carry the patient out with the stretcher mounted like that, or both?

An empty stretcher don't weigh much, and can be put pretty much anywhere. If you have to go through inaccessible terrain, a couple of guys can get it on-site by foot faster than you can get it there by Land Rover, and it won't be banged up and full of branches and other crap when it gets on site.

If you need to carry a patient out on a stretcher, I can't think of a worse place to keep it. Side to side movement will be amplified up there, and the stretcher is unprotected from treebranches and other hazards.

If the intention is to go slow with a patient to limit bouncing around, and have a couple of people on the outside of the truck move hazards out of the way, it would be faster and safer for the patient to be carried by foot or on a properly designed trailer behind an ATV.

This design is just stupid.
 

mgreenspan

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Axel said:
This design is just stupid.

Not to mention the lack of mounting to the frame. I'm pretty sure Safari Gard sliders are like the vast majority and mount to the flimsy sills. The brush bar connects to the cage in the front. The rear is simply connected to the bumper. There is little benefit from this cage design as far as protection for the occupants goes.
 

Agent

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Sad...if not for the stupid cage, that's be a pretty nice looking DI.
 

Giftshopduane

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I think the stretcher out front will just give it a crumple zone so you won't further damage your truck, its hard to get a good quality OEM windscreen fitted without leaking.
 

seventyfive

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have to admit, cut the lip off the front of the stretcher, then then see how far you could shoot someone off the stretcher at varying degrees of emergency stops.
 

Ed Cheung

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I wonder who make the decision of selecting a vehicle for rescue purpose with the damn stretcher can't fit in it.
 

msggunny

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Ed Cheung said:
I wonder who make the decision of selecting a vehicle for rescue purpose with the damn stretcher can't fit in it.

Have fun trying to get someone in the stretcher up on that raised position. May take a few people.....

O, and fuck the ride home down a mtn trail strapped in that thing too....
 

fishEH

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These pretend firemen and paramedics are some of the most whacked out people there are. I work with a couple everyday. How dillusional they are never ceases to amaze me. They will spend all kinds of cash outfitting their grocery getter with strobe lights and police band radios. All the while the REAL firemen and paramedics are laughing at them.