Are you kidding me?

[superpowerdave]

http://www.landroversonly.com/forums/f17/what-do-you-wear-offroad-23012/

"I often dream of myself in a full camel trophy proper outfit, forever etched in time as a human ballast."

This was a comment from the lead off batter and the hits just keep on coming!

 

[frickjp]

I have sheep skin seat covers. I rarely wear anything.

"Footwear thats useable for driving, as well as being submerged in all sorts of muck" is really stylish. It's called boots.

 

[rovercanus]

Worrying about what you wear off roading is verging on yuppie scumdom.
Forgive him Dave, for he is Canadian.

 

[eric w siepmann]

God that forum makes me want to vomit.

 

[nosivad_bor]

I recently bought a new pair of Canadian Army parade boots

That makes two of us !!

 

[champana]

what a wanker.

 

[MUSKYMAN]

LOL...seeing a few names from here in that there thread:rofl:

 

[antichrist]

I was wondering how long it would take for mention of that thread to be made here. I'm surprised it took as long as it did. LOL

 

[Ed Cheung]

So we do have a dress code for this type of sport?

 

[garrett]

Yes there is. Please refer to the Steve Young and Dances with My Pretty Pony video.

 

[brianhoberg]

That thread is hilarious. Personally, I find a grass skirt and coconut top works well for me. Keeps the Texas mosquitos from bothering me too much

What ever happened to get in, drive, get stuck, get dirty, shut up.

 

[Tims95Disco]

Oh my! I don't think I'll ever fit in.

 

[bigred]

Land Rover hiking boots
my hat with one side pinned up and the other flopping down
definately a ss or titanium watch
and my penis tucked down between my thighs

 

[DiscoJen]

Land Rover hiking boots
my hat with one side pinned up and the other flopping down
definately a ss or titanium watch
and my penis tucked down between my thighs

Yeah, my ole buddy Xtreme just keeps on showing how much of a douche he is.

I feel so inadequate in my Docs, cut off cargo pants and sweater.

 

[Blue]

that original poster is SY in one of his alter ego modes.

do not read his words aloud or you will be lulled into a stupor from which there may be no return.

 

[ShortBus]

Oh yeah? I drove my old Porsche 911 naked once - wearing only a pair of PUMA driving shoes and driving gloves.

:rofl:

 

[az_max]

I feel so underdressed in a white tee shirt, old dockers and k-mart hiking boots

 

[1920SF]

Wear synthetic everything...

Good idea...that way when your truck catches fire you know where all your clothes are...burned to your skin.
I guess I need to start thinking about my fashion choices for offroading more...

 

[MUSKYMAN]

Land Rover hiking boots
my hat with one side pinned up and the other flopping down
definately a ss or titanium watch
and my penis tucked down between my thighs

:rotfl2:

 

[Ed Cheung]

Land Rover hiking boots
my hat with one side pinned up and the other flopping down
definately a ss or titanium watch
and my penis tucked down between my thighs

How you drive like that, especially with your penis tucked down between your thighs. you go over a bump and it is going to hurt.