Ban This Flamer - D Chapman

jhmover

jhmover

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This has me ROFLMAO. Chapman and some other's on here have forgotten more about Rovers than most people ever know. I'm more than happy to listen to their advise, if I get stupid and get flamed by one of them I'll figure I deserved it, get over it, get my ass stitched upand keep on reading Dweb. I can't even believe someone would get so worked up over his posts good, bad or indifferent, it's just the internet, grow up. You can't buy the advise you can get on this board for basically free.
 
1920SF

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Drillbit said:
....Slab Murphy, Oliver North, Micheal Jackson and Jerry Falwell have all put a price on his head but their noble efforts failed to free us from this scourge....
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Quality reference to Slab Murphy...I was actually in N Ireland the day they rolled him up (sadly I was gone before he wrote a check for his bail/fine...the beer tastes soo much better there...)

Oh, I guess I should add that I think this thread is an asinine initiative, but it is a hiliarious start to the year.
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LilRascle

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PART I -



:shoot: :biggun: [scene 1 - Noob comes out shootin']




:shooter4: :shooter2: [scene 2 - the battle rages on]




[Intermission]
 
enonz98lr

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Drillbit said:
Robert, I couldn't agree with you more. Chapman is a stench on the surface of the ground that causes all of Dweb to stink. The vile excrement that spews day and night from his swollen puss filled mouth offends even the most worldly and grizzled. At various times Muammar Qaddafi, Slab Murphy, Oliver North, Micheal Jackson and Jerry Falwell have all put a price on his head but their noble efforts failed to free us from this scourge.
Young Robert, you are new here and do not know the ways of discoweb. You have thrown down the gauntlet, now you and Chapman must fight to the death. You will have choice of weapons, long swords, broad axes, blown D2 front drive shafts, broken borg warner t-case chains, defective freelander cams or broken bottles of King Cobra malt liquor. I do not envy you as Chapman is well known to be the craftiest and dirtiest of fighters. But if you can slay him and eat his still beating heart all he has will become yours. When you have his 7000 posts the moderators will hop to do your bidding. You will have the largest collection of permanently popped collar shirts in existence. On top that you get his women, his rovers, the list goes on. May fate smile on you Robert, we have toiled under the shadow of the Chapman far to long.
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HEY NOW.....................leave the King Cobra outta this:flipoff:
 
LilRascle

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PART 2 -



:flipoff: [scene 3 - Noob gets cocky]



:sniper: [Scene 4 - Chapman takes a healthy shot]



:shooter3: [Scene 5 - Death blow has been delivered]



[Intermission]
 
LilRascle

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PART 3 -


:skull: [scene 7 - You have seen the last of the noob]




:nopity: [scene 8 - music plays as noob is deleted]









:rofl: - The End
 
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:popcorn: I simply must get in on this!! This has to be the most fun I have had in years! ( I know, I should get out more often) I would have bought a disco years ago if I had only known the entertainment factor. My only hope is this will go down in the as one of the best blogs flames in the history of chat rooms.:reddevil: Oh please keep it comming, D Chap, tell us how you really feel!!!!!!
 
rovercanus

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After spending the day with Dan and Tami I recant all my previous statements. Ban Dan! Ban Dan!!
 
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You are right I am new, But I respect Dan C. for telling it like he see's it!!
 
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D.WILLIS

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I Thought I Was The Worst Asshole Here...what Happened...yall Better Compare First
 
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Jburt

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It's been a while since I've checked this site (truck has been perpetually busted...knuckles perpetually scraped...new job perpetually keeping me out of garage) and I see this thread at the top of this section and thought, "No F-ing way!"


And I want to see the cage match at MAR. I imagine it'd be like a line of whiners with their LR hat they got when they bought the shiny new car, and Dan in the cage drinking a beer between rounds.
 
sean

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it's nice to see dweb hasn't changed. i was starting to get worried it was getting a little slow.

I recommend we let Dan interview all new members to make sure no more pansies get in.
 
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Ho said:
excuse me?

wishing you all a GREAT new year. i'll now go back to my macallan.
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Happy New Year to you Ho, and everyone else too.

BTW - whats with all of the DC ass-kissing going on here? One newb complains and then everyone wants to blow Dan? It is like a mob mentality with a strange twist of lovin' on the Chap Man.

In years past we used to take serious pride in serious ass-kickin' on DWeb. AND there were no group love-fest like this allowed. You were allowed to say something nice or complimentary on a very limited basis or you would quickly given the boot :seeya:

Ah, the good old days...

Happy 2008!
 
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