better flex?

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D Chapman

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I met this college chick, once. She was really flexable. She was really nice, too.
 

kennith

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Apr 22, 2004
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Ho said:
i actually get the jeep thing. what i don't get is the stupid thing.

The stupid thing I get. People are, in general, idiots. It is up to the intellectual few to lead them to water, and let them drown.

The problem is nowadays, there is a safety net for idiots. They don't die off anymore, they breed.

Cheers,

Kennith
 
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D Chapman

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Ho said:
forget marketing convex mirrors, we should market condoms.


LOL, EE condoms. I'd buy a pack for the hell of it. Could you get them with 90w lubricant? Scented tree flavor? Complimentary bottle of Night Train with every purchase?
 

Cannondale96

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She is the solider now, come to think of it she has been working late lately and is pregnant. I dont remember doing that! We need to start talking about child support.

Ken
 
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D Chapman

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Cannondale96 said:
She is the solider now, come to think of it she has been working late lately and is pregnant. I dont remember doing that! We need to start talking about child support.

Ken


Let me guess, your kid needs a set of 33" swampers for his birthday?
 

kennith

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Apr 22, 2004
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North Carolina
I can see it now:

Genuine Expeditionware condoms.

Made from very elegant teflon infused silicone rubber, these condoms are garanteed to prevent unwanted morons from breeding intelligence into submission. Other manufacturers make condoms of inferior materials like latex. We do not feel this is adequate. Latex does not suit the purpose as well as Teflon infused silicone rubber. We opine that our method, when paired with our propriatary kevlar outer casing, is by far the superior way to build a condom.

Expeditionware condoms:

Bang that bimbo, and don't put society's future in limbo!

Cheers,

Kennith