Bigfoot Body Found
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I read about this earlier, apparently a couple of the guys associated with it have been known to pull hoaxes with big foot's before... we'll see, but im not holding my breath..
Bigfoot, dead?
Must be global warming... all that hair.
Or maybe he was killed in the fighting there earlier.
I'm holding my breath, I swear I can smell it when I look at that picture... maybe it's just that I'm finishing up my second Soft Taco.
Must be global warming... all that hair.
Or maybe he was killed in the fighting there earlier.
I'm holding my breath, I swear I can smell it when I look at that picture... maybe it's just that I'm finishing up my second Soft Taco.
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It's always photos and other evidence. It's never just the fucking monster. If you have a body whip it out. You know I would.
I'm willing to bet it's just a dead Armenian.
so i guess there's no more messin' with sasquatch 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCP76pGFLHc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCP76pGFLHc&feature=related
:wtf: These guys go in the woods with camera gear that can take a picture of hair on a gnats ass from two miles out ....but yet they can't get a decent shot standing over the supposed body. :smilelol: :smilelol: my cheap camera phone takes better pics then what they posted
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Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus! With my children? The bitch can't talk! She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She can *not* walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? Doesn't she? DOESN'T SHE? But you got to not bring her around here - fuck her! And your motherfuckin' children? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have Afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother. Look at the motherfuckers! You know how I found out they was Bigfoot - when I realized your wife was a Bigfoot when I took your kids fishing last week. I put the motherfuckers in the boat, Gus, and I took the worm and I put it on the hooks. And they both sat there, and they put their poles down in the motherfuckin' boat, and slammed their faces in the water for 2 minutes! And I think, "What the fuck are these kids doin'?" Then they start moving their heads like this and the motherfuckers come up with fish! I jumped back and said, "Can you believe this motherfuckin' shit?" Then the kid took the fish out his mouth and looked at his brother and said, "Goonie-Goo-Goo." What the fuck is going on here? Normal kids don't do shit like that, Gus. But I'm gonna tell you something, motherfucker. You can take your motherfuckin' hairy fat-ass wife moustache bitch out the fuck, you can go upstairs and get the motherfuckin' dog and scoop up the shit and take Eddie and get these mothafuckin' long Angela Davis afro-wearin' motherfuckin' kids of yours and put them in the motherfucking "Goonie-Goo-Goo"-mobile and get the fuck out! And if my wife don't like that, she can get the fuck out, too!
I can't view some of these links from my work PC but...
http://www.bfro.net/hoax.asp
...guess I'll cast my vote for Nessie in 2008.
http://www.bfro.net/hoax.asp
...guess I'll cast my vote for Nessie in 2008.
They probably found the gorilla suit the dude took off after they made that old grainy black and white movie.
In the last month or two we have had:
Bigfoot
Montauk Monster
Chupacabra
What is the deal? This shit is coming out of the wood-work.
What's next SY?
Bigfoot
Montauk Monster
Chupacabra
What is the deal? This shit is coming out of the wood-work.
What's next SY?
Global Warming.
So, they have been holding onto this body for a while, I remember hearing about this on that late night UFO show on the radio a while back when I was refinishing my hardwood floors at midnight. They thought it was a hoax. But now these guys say they actually are going to show DNA evidence today. So, we'll see.
Did you see the video footage of the "Chupacabra" from the sheriff's car?
So, they have been holding onto this body for a while, I remember hearing about this on that late night UFO show on the radio a while back when I was refinishing my hardwood floors at midnight. They thought it was a hoax. But now these guys say they actually are going to show DNA evidence today. So, we'll see.
Did you see the video footage of the "Chupacabra" from the sheriff's car?
So let me get this straight....they stumble upon a dead bigfoot, stuff his ass in a freezer, make a cheesy internet site on it, and get CNN to cover their press release? AND no one (aside from a few "select" bigfoot community members) have seen this supposed bigfoot?
Jesus it's a slow news day.....
Hey CNN....I've got a crashed UFO in my garage....press release in 20 minutes but I'm not showing anyone any evidence other than a pic of an alien in a freezer!
Jesus it's a slow news day.....
Hey CNN....I've got a crashed UFO in my garage....press release in 20 minutes but I'm not showing anyone any evidence other than a pic of an alien in a freezer!
no way, if it were real they would be cashing in on the $$$ already. I would think there would be millions to be made in no time.
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if its real..
1. clone
2. make a bigfoot / human, love child
3. restart the american tradition of traveling side shows
4. make millions
5. live in a big ol? mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with your soul mate.
1. clone
2. make a bigfoot / human, love child
3. restart the american tradition of traveling side shows
4. make millions
5. live in a big ol? mansion somewhere, soaking it up in a hot tub with your soul mate.