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I am a Humphries from the Cotswalds (UK)...Henry moved to Australia in the 1830's and his descendants (my cousin and I) work on Land Rovers
spent a good bit of time in Hereford. not a bad little town. i have a good time when i go there. great pubs.
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sixpot
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I'm a Brit. Been here just over a year and we shipped the Land Rover with us. Previously we lived in Northampton, home of the Billing Land Rover Show... 
Cheers
Luke
Cheers
Luke
I lived there for 3 years, I remember my flat mate once told me Kilts were invented because Sheep can hear a zipper from 500 yards. Also Haggis truly is not fit for human consumption... I cant wait to go back
uhh, am i the only one that can see the pic that's in this thread? how can three posts be made without any reference to the above foreign hotness? weird.
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An English politician was giving a speech in Aberystwyth. He said,
?I was born an Englishman. I have been an Englishman all my life, and I will die an Englishman!?
?What?s wrong boyo?? shouted a voice from the crowd.? Got no ambition, have you??
:smilelol: :
Three men are sitting in the maternity ward. One is an Englishman, one a Welshman and the other a Jamaican. Suddenly the doctor comes and says,
?Gentlemen, your wives have all had little boys! However in the confusion we may have mixed the babies up. Could you come to the nursery to help us identify them?"
The Welshman ran to the nursery, picked up a dark-skinned baby with dreadlocks and said,
?This boy is mine.?
The surprised doctor said, ?But this child looks Jamaican.?
?True,? said the Welshman ?but there is a fifty fifty chance that one of the others is English, and I?m not taking the risk.?
:smilelol:
An Englishman was walking down the street in Llandudno when he met Dai Davies standing beside a big strong horse.
?How much do you want for this horse?? asked the Englishman.
Dai Davies answered, ?This horse doesn?t look good these days.?
The Englishman said, ?I?ve been trading horses all my life and there?s nothing a country boy like you can tell me about them. Just name your price and let me be the judge of what?s good-looking and what?s not.?
?Two thousand pounds,? said Dai.
?Deal,? said the Englishman and bought the horse. When he was leading the horse, it walked right into a lamppost. The Englishman ran back to Dai and shouted,
?You didn?t tell me this horse was blind!?
Dai said, ?But I told you this horse didn?t look good
:smilelol:
The Welsh strike back !!!!!!!!boyo
wizard
?I was born an Englishman. I have been an Englishman all my life, and I will die an Englishman!?
?What?s wrong boyo?? shouted a voice from the crowd.? Got no ambition, have you??
:smilelol: :
Three men are sitting in the maternity ward. One is an Englishman, one a Welshman and the other a Jamaican. Suddenly the doctor comes and says,
?Gentlemen, your wives have all had little boys! However in the confusion we may have mixed the babies up. Could you come to the nursery to help us identify them?"
The Welshman ran to the nursery, picked up a dark-skinned baby with dreadlocks and said,
?This boy is mine.?
The surprised doctor said, ?But this child looks Jamaican.?
?True,? said the Welshman ?but there is a fifty fifty chance that one of the others is English, and I?m not taking the risk.?
:smilelol:
An Englishman was walking down the street in Llandudno when he met Dai Davies standing beside a big strong horse.
?How much do you want for this horse?? asked the Englishman.
Dai Davies answered, ?This horse doesn?t look good these days.?
The Englishman said, ?I?ve been trading horses all my life and there?s nothing a country boy like you can tell me about them. Just name your price and let me be the judge of what?s good-looking and what?s not.?
?Two thousand pounds,? said Dai.
?Deal,? said the Englishman and bought the horse. When he was leading the horse, it walked right into a lamppost. The Englishman ran back to Dai and shouted,
?You didn?t tell me this horse was blind!?
Dai said, ?But I told you this horse didn?t look good
:smilelol:
The Welsh strike back !!!!!!!!boyo
wizard
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sixpot
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racerwad said:
Because hot though she undoubtedly is, us Brits know who she was married to and it limpens the woody somewhat...
Just to bring this thread onto Land Rovers, young Billie had a D90 at one point. May still own it.
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