Do you take calls from the shitter?
No.
Absolutely not.
Years ago, my friend remodeled his house, and he put in a toilet paper roll thingie with a phone & radio.
I'm not generally in the bathroom long enough to be jammin to the radio, not that I've listened to AM or FM radio since 1978 anyway.
Do NOT call me from the bathroom.
Just no.
When I goto a public restroom & there's a guy in the stall having a conversation, I like to make super loud fart noises.
Because what the fuck is the matter with you?
Yeah, you're a multi-tasking motherfucker.
And your time is SO fucking valuable, I have to share your attention with taking a shit?
How's fuck you?
Does that work for you? Cuz it totally works for me.
And I don't use speakerphone. EVER.
Nor do I hold my phone in front of me at arm's length, and yap at it, then move the end of it toward my ear, holding it horizontal the whole time.
I understand that it's important for you to make sure everyone can see you're using a cell phone.
News Flash!
We ALL have cell phones.
We're unimpressed.
There's this really neat thing about phones; if you hold it like a regular phone (remember that thing on the wall at grandma's house?), there's a little speaker next to your ear, and a microphone right next to your mouth.
It's almost like it was designed to be used like that.
As long as I'm on a rant...
Hey! Fucking Retard holding the headphone wire so the little mic is up against your lips!
STOP IT!!
When the guy on the other end of the call says he can't understand you, THAT'S WHY!!
The mic is designed to be down there, below your chin, on the dangling wire.
Just fucking talk.
Asshole.