GF looking for a rover

DJG

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Cannondale96 said:
I found a pic of what the great h2 capability's are off road. It also looks similar to the dry lake bed u posted above.

Some here may know where this pic came from :)

Ken


Hummer stuck girls, or something like that!
 
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h2rover

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Ol'Drippy Thanks for the video Chump!

and Discovery12 I got punk fish from a Tv show. Now why don't you shut up!

Now that I think about Looking at your picture under your name you were the Poser Land Rover in San Jose. I remember now your a Young guy aren't you still in middle school. Your mommy probably bought that truck for your spoiled ass. I'll bet you never even went off road.
KID.

And I'm 35 years old for who ever gives a damn.
 
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DownUnder

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h2rover said:
your all jealous of Hummers because it's american made. And I can get my lift at the nearest 4wheelparts. I do not short commings or do I.

Come on now! I just put a 3" lift on my Discovery in 6 hours by myself, for 700.00 bucks. Sure you can get a 6 inch lift for your H2 but it's going to cost about 2800.00 and good luck putting it on.
Anyway, you are just pissed because your Girl wants a Discovery and not an H2

Have a nice day :seeya:
 

JMK

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h2rover said:
I'm not a idiot nor do I sound like one ya punk fish.

I'm just telling it like it is. I have to admit though compared to my H2 The Land Rover has a huge chassis and it it's a extremely well built chassis.

You're not an idiot? Do you know anything about proper grammar? You should take an English class sometime! Its fun! You might even start sounding intellectual. Take a look at every one of your posts. Spell check works wonders. As always it has been a joyous experience belittling you and your sorry choice of vehicles.

Until we meet again

JMK
 
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slangel

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h2rover said:
Ol'Drippy Thanks for the video Chump!

and Discovery12 I got punk fish from a Tv show. Now why don't you shut up!

Now that I think about Looking at your picture under your name you were the Poser Land Rover in San Jose. I remember now your a Young guy aren't you still in middle school. Your mommy probably bought that truck for your spoiled ass. I'll bet you never even went off road.
KID.

And I'm 35 years old for who ever gives a damn.

You are 35 and speak in this manner?? I could have sworn you recently aquired your license or were at least in high school with your choice of grammer. Boy sure makes me glad I am in the dating pool.:rolleyes:
 
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stu454

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Lalalalalalalalalalala.

Again, no response from this chickenshit poser.

Yes, I'm going to continue to hammer this cumstain until he responds to my challenge.

Come on Hummer boy! Tell me how you'll kick my ass offroad, but don't take me up on my bet!

You are all dick with no balls.
 

Andrew Homan

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slangel said:
You are 35 and speak in this manner?? I coul dhave sworn you recently aquired your license or were at least in high school with your choice of grammer. Boy sure makes me glad I am in the dating pool.:rolleyes:

Staci if you ever date an H-2 owner like this we will find you and kick your Guess jeans modeling butt! got it!:rofl:

Soon to be in Texas, Andy
 

slangel

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Andrew Homan said:
Staci if you ever date an H-2 owner like this we will find you and kick your Guess jeans modeling butt! got it!:rofl:

Soon to be in Texas, Andy

Do you seriously think I would date a shitball like this - I have standards 1) Must be able to SPELL ; 2) Must be able to have intelligent conversation; 3) MUST own a Rover

After dragging the last dickhead H2 owner back to the camp, no thanks - why date someone you KNOW you are going to pulling out all the time, when you can date someone with a rover and not worry about it!

You may be soon to be in Texas - but I will beat you there!!! :p
 

Monty

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the way he talks reminds me of someone. this has got to be charlie wentzel reincarnated on dweb.



or, someone here screwing around.:ack:
 
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Andrew Homan

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slangel said:
Do you seriously think I would date a shitball like this - I have standards 1) Must be able to SPELL ; 2) Must be able to have intelligent conversation; 3) MUST own a Rover

After dragging the last dickhead H2 owner back to the camp, no thanks - why date someone you KNOW you are going to pulling out all the time, when you can date someone with a rover and not worry about it!

You may be soon to be in Texas - but I will beat you there!!! :p

No I didn't think you would but I was able to give you some shit. I will never speak of H-2 owners to you again.:rofl:

You will beat us to Texas by a little. Which Rover club are you joining?

I also want to wheel with Trey and Melissa.

Cheers Andy
 

slangel

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Andrew Homan said:
No I didn't think you would but I was able to give you some shit. I will never speak of H-2 owners to you again.:rofl:

You will beat us to Texas by a little. Which Rover club are you joining?

I also want to wheel with Trey and Melissa.

Cheers Andy

Probably the Austin area - have lived there before and miss it!! Yes we all have to get together and wheel - there is a fun place in Bastrop.
You are moving to East Texas right??
Yeah - H2 owners and I - not friends!!
 
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h2rover

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stu454 said:
Lalalalalalalalalalala.

Again, no response from this chickenshit poser.

Yes, I'm going to continue to hammer this cumstain until he responds to my challenge.

Come on Hummer boy! Tell me how you'll kick my ass offroad, but don't take me up on my bet!

You are all dick with no balls.

Okay big boy I'll take you on If I'm ever in your town I'll look you up for a off road test and show you who's king of the hill.

I'm not a Dick my name is James.
 

Andrew Homan

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slangel said:
Probably the Austin area - have lived there before and miss it!! Yes we all have to get together and wheel - there is a fun place in Bastrop.
You are moving to East Texas right??
Yeah - H2 owners and I - not friends!!

Tyler to be exact. We bought a house there last year and have moved a lot of our stuff there. It worked out well because we go there so much to visit we just stay at the house and don't have to impose on family. :D
 

slangel

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Andrew Homan said:
Tyler to be exact. We bought a house there last year and have moved a lot of our stuff there. It worked out well because we go there so much to visit we just stay at the house and don't have to impose on family. :D

Nice!! I will have to swoop through and say Hi! when I go to my dad's in Shreveport!!! :D
 

discovery12

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H2rover James what ever you go by.

Man let me tell you something fool. First I'm not spoiled I work a job just like everyone else. Yes my mother helped me to buy my Disco. What's it's to you punk. Second I do go offroad unlike your smack talking poser ass. third U don't know me like that to talk about my truck or call me a poser Bitch! What the Fuck is wrong with you man! You talk big shit but I know for a fact you bring your ass back to California and I'll show you up. By the way you talk your hummer is probably pink. And no I'm not in middle school I'm 20 yrs old and alot more educated than you.
 
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lifeslemon

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I'm 18, in high school, have Range Rover P38 + lift, tires, and lights, and I could probably beat this guy offroad. Not to mention it's still technically my parents. Speaking of which, my dad could probably kick your ass off road in his Escalade, and dare I say it.. my mom in her Volvo.
 

rmarti

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h2rover said:
My girlfriend is looking at a 99 Discovery. but let me get something off my chest First off I drive a hummer H2 which to me no Land Rover can touch off road That's right I said it. I see some of the Trucks on here they look really tough and cool however I think that my Hummer H2 is the best of all aspects. I know what others think of the H2 but mines it is set up for business. Anyway what things should she look at in a Disco this will not be used for the trail because there is already a off road truck mines. anyhow Is there anything to watch out for. I think it is a Discovery 2 or some shit like that. BTW I'll challenge any land rover that wants what see what a hummer can do I'll have my winch ready. I got a 2005 H2 with a 4 inch lift ,rear locker and 35 inch super swampers.:victory:

Just where in your poorly written paragraph is your GF's needs mentioned? Oh, I see it...it's tucked away and buried in all of your BS about your truck. I thought this was about your GF and not about you.

This is a BS POST. Arnold called and he wants his TAHOE back.
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barefoot

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h2rover said:
If I'm ever in your town I'll look you up

why not set a date? i believe stu is ok with that! unless, of course...........

buk buk buk buk buguuuuuk.....
 

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slangel said:
why date someone you KNOW you are going to pulling out all the time, when you can date someone with a rover and not worry about it!
Well..bollocks, we won't be dating then. ~pointing out my sig~ :p