What's the normal way to fix something like this? New wiring harness seems overkill, but a proper harness repair isn't easy either.
I found the connectors at various places; I ordered from Amazon so I could get them tomorrow ($72 all told). The MAF comes with a pig tail, the transducer I have to supply my own wires (I did find a source that had the pig tail, but it was a week delivery time). Most auto parts stores had the MAF plug, but had to order it (day or two).
Really shouldn't be a big deal.
My son reported that the tire pressure sensor was throwing a code intermittently, so I think there's more damage than what I saw. We'll have to lift it, remove the wheel well liner and see. But it runs ok, so hopefully the TMPS is just resplicing wires and the MAF/AC connectors are it.
The little shit did this overnight; my son parked it ~6pm, we found him at 7am.