Help Me Get This Straight

[I HATE PONIES]

http://news.yahoo.com/mystery-king-tuts-death-solved-231623455--abc-news-health.html

So we can figure exactly how king tut died but we are still puzzeled about Jessica Simpson.

 

[D Chapman]

Yeah, and people still believe in god.

 

[az_max]

What's wrong with Jessica Simpson?

 

[lunchbox]

That the girl that 2012 Jessica Simpson ate.

 

[crown14]

So king tut.... had large titties? Therefore, he had a seizure.

 

[I HATE PONIES]

So king tut.... had large titties? Therefore, he had a seizure.

That's what I got from it.

 

[I HATE PONIES]

What's wrong with Jessica Simpson?

 

[seventyfive]

^thats what i call Before the wedding and AFTER the wedding ring. wedding rings add 50 pounds.

 

[mgreenspan]

She admitted that when she got preggers she did not stop herself from eating. And it wasn't the type of eat whatever you want. It was the eat how ever much you want of whatever you want. Probably the best decision she ever had as she now gets to advertise for weight watchers and continue to make money by being talentless.


Question. Is fat Jessica Simpson hotter than the average girlie friend?

 

[az_max]

...

Question. Is fat Jessica Simpson hotter than the average girlie friend?

Is she still rich?

 

[rnewman]

Mooooooo......

 

[captwyo]

50 pounds!?!? She's got 50 extra just in her tits!

 

[mgreenspan]

Is she still rich?

Their incomes are equal.

 

[Mike_Rupp]

I submit that this is the worst song ever recorded:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NkCzaEpMGAI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

 

[rover4x4]

Titties

 

[stu454]

She admitted that when she got preggers she did not stop herself from eating. And it wasn't the type of eat whatever you want. It was the eat how ever much you want of whatever you want....

Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, but when the mother uses it as an excuse to consume food in a quantity and manner that would disgust a opossum it becomes something else.

 

[emmodg]

Ashlee Simpson would starve to death if it weren't for her sister.

 

[stu454]

Ashlee Simpson would starve to death if it weren't for her sister.

Jessica may consume Ashlee if the situation presents itself.

 

[I HATE PONIES]

Yeah, and people still believe in god.

http://news.yahoo.com/jesus-had-wife-newly-discovered-gospel-suggests-202727064.html


These peeps seem to think Jesus had a wife. I say "had" because this little tidbit seems to be divorce language.

'My wife ?'" is cut off.

 

[I HATE PONIES]

I submit that this is the worst song ever recorded:

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That was pretty bad until the "when we come" part.