Hotwire Horn Relay to Turn Signals or Brake lights
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Badfysh said:
I don't know nothing 'bout no cocksmoking, but I didn't think of it and thought it was pretty funny.
Since it's a new RSS, you should go all the way and just carve "lil bitch" on the passengers side with a screwdriver. It'll be hilarious! Too bad you can't wire up a tazer to his seat heaters and zap his sack when he turns on the heat!
ChicagoDon said:
LOL.. In that case, drop a long-ass screwdriver across the battery terminals. See how many ECUs you can melt. HOw many are in it? 40+ I read somewhere..
Not quite as funny as getting your friend killed in an electrical fire, but creative:
http://www.autoblog.com/2007/01/01/jaguar-xj-customized-with-14-000-post-it-notes/
http://www.autoblog.com/2007/01/01/jaguar-xj-customized-with-14-000-post-it-notes/
With all the weird problems with Lucas, I have a feeling the brake light-horn thing is just going to happen by itself someday.
Heck, one time the rear wiper started going when I opened the driver's door!? :ack: I hadn't actually used it for a couple weeks before that.
Heck, one time the rear wiper started going when I opened the driver's door!? :ack: I hadn't actually used it for a couple weeks before that.
You know that big stretch wrap stuff that gets put on pallets before shipping?
We've put that on people's cars on their last day of work. Wrapped that rascal up nice and tight!
The post-it note thing was funny!
So that whole cocksmoker thing... are you saying that smoked cock would be better than some other meat to leave in your friend's car?
Would that be better than smoked salmon?
Can you use a George Foreman grill to smoke cock? Do you need a special rack for it?
We've put that on people's cars on their last day of work. Wrapped that rascal up nice and tight!
The post-it note thing was funny!
So that whole cocksmoker thing... are you saying that smoked cock would be better than some other meat to leave in your friend's car?
Would that be better than smoked salmon?
Can you use a George Foreman grill to smoke cock? Do you need a special rack for it?
jim-00-4.6 said:
I have that stuff, but the even stronger version made for pallets fo brick. I wrapped my friends brand new E55 with that stuff when he passed out drunk at my house.
Here is a simple effective one. Take his keys and move his car several blocks away.
He will think his shit has been stolen. Of course intercept him calling the cops, or never fess up.
He will think his shit has been stolen. Of course intercept him calling the cops, or never fess up.
That reminds me of one we did to a friend with a modded Ford Probe. He works 3rd shift at a grocery store so the parking lot is empty the whole time he's there. We got his keys and moved his car across the lot. For added effect we took one of those candles that smell like burnt rubber and let it burn in his car for a while. He was convinced someone stole it and took it joyriding. :smilelol:draaronr said:
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flippedrover
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If it ever stays below freezing coat it in a thin layer of ice. A couple of friends of mine did this to a buddy one night. While he was asleep with his girlfriend they took dirty mop water,flagging tape, and plain water and encased all but the rear hatch in ice. They used the flagging tape to make racing stripes.
ChicagoDon said:
Ahahahahhaha!!! That made me laugh alot.
One that I want to do to a friend one day when it rains is put those stupid rubber suction cups all over the windows and watch him try to get em off
Nice pranks guys.. keep em coming!