Hummer Cologne

[Christopher]

"A fresh and exhilarating burst of freshness comprised of green foliage, cardamom, thyme, and peppercorns that capture the essence of the outdoors." Buy it at Amazon! Now, what would a Land Rover cologne smell like? Or would there be one? Or if there were, would you use it?

 

[campbell]

I saw this Hummer cologne at Dillards. It smells like shit... Land Rover cologne would smell like oil on a hot manifold, and yes I would wear it.

 

[syoung]

I'm wearing about a cup full of Land Rover cologne right now- it drained down my arm when I pulled the transfer case drain plug. mmmmm, smells good.

 

[Blue]

I saw this Hummer cologne at Dillards. It smells like shit...

sounds about right - Hummer cologne makes you smell like a fag

 

[campbell]

The bad thing about the Land Rover cologne would be that the bottle would leak out all over your bathroom counter.

 

[campbell]

sounds about right - Hummer cologne makes you smell like a fag

LOL!!!

 

[Muskydisco]

How about the Jag cologne, it is also nasty. But would the lr cologne have any smell? Seeing how the spray would never work like the rover.

 

[Errant]

Call me sick, but the thought of all of you smelling of Land Rover gives me a warm-fuzzy feeling and the biggest smile. Guess I'll have to sneak to the parking lot to smell my own car for now!

 

[Sirfoss]

Kristina

I promise I will put a dab of 80-90 gear oil behind each ear
Mike

 

[ducati]

"A fresh and exhilarating burst of freshness comprised of green foliage, cardamom, thyme, and peppercorns that capture the essence of the outdoors." Buy it at Amazon! Now, what would a Land Rover cologne smell like? Or would there be one? Or if there were, would you use it?

90wt! My garage still smells of 90wt after parking a Series in there for a partial resto

 

[syoung]

To quote Rush- "well weathered leather, hot metal and oil... the sun, the country air"

 

[Apexdisco]

sounds about right - Hummer cologne makes you smell like a fag

Nice!!! LOL!!

 

[bcroz]

Isnt Hummer cologne something ckicks wear in porn flicks?

 

[NorCalDiscoII]

Isnt Hummer cologne something ckicks wear in porn flicks?

I think so?

 

[Discovery Queen]

Ponch as Hummer-Fag! That's so great! LMAO!

 

[antichrist]

Does the Hummer cologne come in a giant oversized bottle that takes up almost all the room in your bathroom?

 

[Eric N.]

It will probably also cause instant blindness as well.. You ever try to see out one of those things? A school bus with painted windows has less blind spots.

 

[Christopher]

Isnt Hummer cologne something ckicks wear in porn flicks?

Hummer Cologne makes you smell like porn!

 

[ducati]

I did drive one, and I can't imagine trying to negotiate the typical forest trail in a H2. I couldn't see squat out of that thing!!

 

[clayatem]

HLRC did a H2 event and I jump had jump out the way because they couldn't
see me at the top of a 4' hill. Plus 4500 RPM to make up at 30mph.