I Caught One

[knewsom]

Nah, I just told him to hold on that I wasn't gonna hurt him or call the cops, and that I just wanted to talk to him for a few minutes. Amazingly, he didn't run and instead stood there and took a verbal beating for a minute or two before he left.

 

[Blue]

What would Jesus and Nancy Pelosi do?

I don't know, but Ted Kennedy would have killed him.

 

[Bannon88]

I don't know, but Ted Kennedy would have left him to die.

Fixed it for you.

 

[p m]

Nah, I just told him to hold on that I wasn't gonna hurt him or call the cops, and that I just wanted to talk to him for a few minutes. Amazingly, he didn't run and instead stood there and took a verbal beating for a minute or two before he left.

Amazing it was indeed.

 

[landrovered]

Peter, I am imagining you saying that in the voice of Yoda.

 

[knewsom]

I imagine EVERYTHING Peter says to be in the voice of Yoda.

 

[p m]

I don't even know who Yoda is.
Newsom's post in Kennith's best style cracked me up.

 

[Blue]

I caught three 7-year-old neighborhood kids throwing water balloons at my house and I blew their brains out the back of their heads with a 12-gauge. Now no one throws water balloons at my house.

 

[jhmover]

I caught three 7-year-old neighborhood kids throwing water balloons at my house and I blew their brains out the back of their heads with a 12-gauge. Now no one throws water balloons at my house.

Acorn is looking for people like you!

 

[LRflip]

That is one fat fuckin' shepard! Can his legs even support him? You better get him on some Science Diet pronto before he has a heart attack.
You expect the poor pup to chase bad guys while he's laying on the couch eating Bon Bons?

Haha, you missunderstood me Walt...I have two. And 250lbs is an overestimate of their weight. Its probably closer to 200, between the two of them. But, it sounds like 250lb when they both start barking and snarling at the door.

 

[n8thgr8]

HALF marathons are for wusses.

 

[ratboy]

HALF marathons are for wusses.

i smell monty python.

 

[Andrew Homan]

Oh how true. They didn't even return my calls with some more info about my car. They are worthless in montgomery (the auto theft department anyway.)

Sorry to hear that. You become a crime victim in my town and you own a disco you get some service. We (cops)got to temember what is not a big deal to us is a huge deal to thevictim. Sorry you got poor service.

We had a guy last night stalking his x-girlfriend. He happened have a gun. He got great service from us. Our response time was very quick.

 

[kennith]

Sorry to hear that. You become a crime victim in my town and you own a disco you get some service. We (cops)got to temember what is not a big deal to us is a huge deal to thevictim. Sorry you got poor service.

We had a guy last night stalking his x-girlfriend. He happened have a gun. He got great service from us. Our response time was very quick.

Some places just get the wrong arm of the law. It's just the way the world works. For every good human, you have a bad apple. No matter what job he does.

Cheers,

Kennith