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I'm pretty sure Duran Duran sucks more now then they did back then.I HATE PONIES said:Love the song but the shirts....:rofl:
n8thgr8 said:Home sick today, and I can't believe I watched the WHOLE thing! thats 3 minutes and 25 seconds that I'll never get back...
At least it wasn't an EAGLE shirt montage! (hmmm, what song would go with that one?)
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
I HATE PONIES said:Then again... The same people by their milk on-line and the reviews are just as disturbing.
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=pd_sbs_a_2/181-6679240-5545353
Mike_Rupp said:http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002HJ377A/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
Read the reviews. There is some priceless stuff in there.