I have disconnected my seat switches
- Thread starter Ron
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just rebuilt both of mine the other night after the drivers seat got raised and would not go back down. took a few hours. not bad really.
Ron said:
A modern invention loosely related to the armrest and the cupholder. A popular lobbying point for the electrical relay industry and a frequent resting spot for the "ghost of joe lucas." Usually located next to the seat itself and consisting of a series of buttons and levers whose functions often bear no relationship to the desires of the seat occupant.
Some later ones came with a feature called "seat memory" which is designed to retain marital harmony. More than just a high tech butt- imprint, seat memory allows both spouses to forge river and dale to safely, switfly, and with little ado, deliver the progeny to soccer practice in an optimal driving position. All the while maintaining a clear vantage point from which to obserive his or her surroundings. At journey's end a click of the correct button politely restores the seat to the position in which it was found, thus maintaining the domestic peace...
Some later ones came with a feature called "seat memory" which is designed to retain marital harmony. More than just a high tech butt- imprint, seat memory allows both spouses to forge river and dale to safely, switfly, and with little ado, deliver the progeny to soccer practice in an optimal driving position. All the while maintaining a clear vantage point from which to obserive his or her surroundings. At journey's end a click of the correct button politely restores the seat to the position in which it was found, thus maintaining the domestic peace...
rover4x4 said:
Ren Ching said:A modern invention loosely related to the armrest and the cupholder. A popular lobbying point for the electrical relay industry and a frequent resting spot for the "ghost of joe lucas." Usually located next to the seat itself and consisting of a series of buttons and levers whose functions often bear no relationship to the desires of the seat occupant.
Some later ones came with a feature called "seat memory" which is designed to retain marital harmony. More than just a high tech butt- imprint, seat memory allows both spouses to forge river and dale to safely, switfly, and with little ado, deliver the progeny to soccer practice in an optimal driving position. All the while maintaining a clear vantage point from which to obserive his or her surroundings. At journey's end a click of the correct button politely restores the seat to the position in which it was found, thus maintaining the domestic peace...
god that was long winded :ack:
took me exactly 1.5 beers, a multibit screwdriver, and an exacto knife to fix mine. we'll see how long the fix lasts. it was surprisingly easy and the seats now move in ways I did not know they could...
lforgue8 said:i was drawn in by your masterful words!
oh and my seat switchs suck too!
Wow, if I could only use those tools and 1.5 beers and get your results.... "now move in ways I did not know they could"Ren Ching said:
Eh, the girl has long enough legs to reach the pedals with it all the way back and down as I have it set now. Besides, I have other fish to fry rather than trying to fix the seat switch. I am also hoping to pick up the green LWB in florida in the for sale section.
