July 10-12 Bday Get Together in Virginia

[J. Toronado]

Ok all you bitches...I'm turning 40 on July 10th wknd and my wife is throwing me a drunken bash. The location is at our river cottage at Naylors Beach in Warsaw, Virginia (22572). Some of you bitches I've already invited but this is a call out to anyone who is going to be in the area or has always wanted to pop me in the face to join us. Seriously, we've got some land, though most of it is river delta, and if enough of you land rover fucks want to come we can do some light wheeling on the farm trails and/or set up an obstacle course and do timed relays etc (I'm looking at you Galen).

There is a campground a stone's throw from our river cottage on the Rappahannock River and I suggest if youre coming to make reservations there. There are also a couple hotels in Warsaw and Tappahannock if youre so inclined.

Party will start about 3pm and go all night. I expect to have bbq, kegs, peach moonshine and a full bar but you shouldnt come empty handed. Bring some food and drink and plan on sharing. And girls. Brings some good looking girls for gods sake. And plan on sharing them too.

I'll post up some more info later. Hit me an email or pm if youre thinking of coming so I know how many to expect.

Also, if youre a bass fishermen there will a small tourney sat am at our private lake nearby. 20 dollar entry fee. Shoot me an email for details.

jte

 

[galen216]

Sorry man, I already have plans to be out of town that weekend.

BTW, you're an old fucker.

 

[J. Toronado]

At least I made it to 40. Which is more then I can say for you...

Douche! Where are you going?

 

[galen216]

I'm glad I haven't made it to 40. I can still die young.

I'm heading back to State College that weekend. I'll raise a yuengling at Zeno's in your name.

 

[D Chapman]

Is there RV parking?

 

[sven]

Can I bring Netjaws?

 

[J. Toronado]

Is there RV parking?

for reals.

 

[J. Toronado]

also forgot to mention this party is on the rappahannock river so if you want to bring your boat bring it. the river is a mile or so wide here and more like a large lake. great for water skiing. we have a dock and there is a boat ramp right up the street.

 

[landrovered]

If you show up...you are confirming that you are Toronado's bitch.

HBD old guy!

 

[bigred]

Sounds like fun. I was just down there last week. Not to your house though. Thanks for the open invite, I'll talk to the wife.

 

[HunterAK]

...or has always wanted to pop me in the face...

If I only had more time off.



Seriously though, if I was in the neighborhood, I would come.

 

[J. Toronado]

I'm taking tequila shots and alternating full face fist shots from people I've wronged over the years until 2am. I'm sorry youre missing out AK.

 

[garrett]

You'll be taking "shots" for sure, but they won't be tequila.

 

[J. Toronado]

that doesnt sound good at all. though i guess we could set up some skeet for you.

 

[msggunny]

Hmm, wifes weekend with her friends. May have to make a plan...

 

[PLAY TYM]

Feliz cumpleaños, crazy!!! Here's to drinkin mucho vino tinto barcelona-style!

 

[J. Toronado]

i know you'll be there play tym

 

[WNYDiscoIIErik]

Pics of your wife?

 

[J. Toronado]

nekkid or clothed?

 

[Blue]

I already emailed some naked ones to Erik.