Blue getting the third degree over here for my bitch comment. Which I admitedly posted to start some flamage. Like Blue I am a nice person, don't typically use the word bitch unless truely warranted.
But all along I have to tell you that the phrase I typed "Pickin' up Bitches" Has always been in quotes. Meaning I am quoting someone else. My statment was not chauvinist. If anything I could be accused of being racist. What I was infact doing was mocking a typical hip-hop expression. People like to assume you are anti whatever you mock. So maybe I aint down with the brown, but I am down with them and all the other colors, trust me.
now some thought from the Museum of Tolerance. I'm sure to insult everyone equally....
Tour Guide: [a woman greeting the families inside the
museum] Welcome to the Museum of Tolerance. Here we
try to educate you on the dynamics of racism and
prejudice in America. [Cartman yawns loudly. Liane
smacks him across the back of his head]
Cartman: Ey!
Tour Guide: [leads them through the museum] Now, did
you know that words we use can show intolerance?
[leads the group to a tunnel entrance] Let's begin our
tour with a walk through our Tunnel of Prejudice, to
show you what it can feel like to be discriminated
against. [motions for the boys to enter, and the boys
enter]
Voice: [the words it says appear on the walls of the
tunnel as it says them, then disappear] QUEER. BEANER.
CHINK. NIGGER. HEEB. FAGGOT. CRACKER. SLOPE. [the boys
are suitably shocked as they move along the tunnel's
people mover, but Cartman is grinning from ear to ear]
Cartman: Aw man, this is awesome! ["JAP"]
Tour Guide: [at the other end of the tunnel with the
parents] Now you know how it feels.
Cartman: [excited, runs up to the guide] I wanna ride
again! I wanna ride again!
Tour Guide: [leads them into the Hall of Stereotypes]
We are now entering the Hall of Stereotypes. These wax
figures represent how some intolerant people have
labled minorities. [leads them to the first exhibit]
Tour Guide: Here we see a black person eating chicken
and watermelon, a stereotype that hurts the
African-American community. What other stereotypes do
you see here? [the stereotypes are exhibits, each one
with its own spotlight]
Randy: [walks up to another exhibit with Stan and
Kyle] Ah, here's the Arab as a terrorist. [the Arab is
holding a Kalishnikov rifle]
Tour Guide: That's right. But of course, we know that
all Arabs are terrorirsts, don we, kids?
Butters: [sees a third exhibit] W-w-well there's an
Asian over there with a calculator. [walks over to it.
The others follow]
Tour Guide: That's right. Not all stereotypes are
negative. But even a positive one like "All Asians are
good at math" is harmful to society.
Cartman: [over at a fourth exhibit, a man cowering
over a bag of money] Look, a covetous Jew!
Tour Guide: [arrives with the others] Very good,
young man. The idea that Jews are only interested in
money is very old indeed.
Randy: [notices a fifth spotlight and walks to it]
Ah, here's a good one. [Stan walks up next to him]
It's the stereotypical "sleepy Mexican." [a man sleeps
under the spotlight sitting up next to a mop and
bucket]
Janitor: [wakes up] Wai-what? Oh man, what time is
it? [stands up and rubs the back of his neck]
Randy: [in a low voice] Oh I'm sorry. I thought you
were a wax sculpture.
Janitor: Naw, man. I'm the janitor. I'm s'pose to be
cleaning but I'm so tire. Ongh, so sleepy. [walks off
with the mop and bucket]
Tour Guide: [leads them into the Tolerance Discovery
Lab] This is our discovery wing. Take your time at the
computer displays [they measure tolerance I.Q.],
because you see, being tolerant you must also respect
people who are small, people who are disabled, even
people who are overweight, [moves her arms towards
Cartman] like this young man here.
Cartman: Ey!
Tour Guide: You other boys have probably called this
young man names like "tubby," or "lardbutt," or "fat
tits,"...
Kyle: "Fat tits." That's a good one.
Stan: Yeah, I have to remember that.
Tour Guide: But you must learn to be tolerant of his
differences as well. If he chooses to eat fatty foods,
that's his life choice.
Cartman: [strokes his chin and tries something out]
I'm not fat, I have a different life choice.
Tour Guide: And we won't belittle you for eating lots
of cookies and cakes and pies.
Cartman: Duhuhude, tolerance kicks ass! [the adults
chuckle]
Randy: That's our Cartman. [Cartman grins]
(and she unlike other women would probably nod and smile - I on the other hand would slap the shit out of you
