This one's worth a laugh!
Dan was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and
had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming camping
trip because his wife wouldn't let him go. After listening
to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow
4X4 friends Dan left to go back home to his wife.
When Dan's friends started arriving to set up camp the
following day who should be there but Dan sitting up in
front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp
oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dan?"
"I didn't have to" was Dan's reply. "When I left the meeting
I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer
to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me
and covered my eyes and said, surprise..!!
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a
beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me
into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do
whatever you want....."
So Here I am....!
Dan was attending his 4X4 club's monthly meeting and
had just told them he couldn't make the upcoming camping
trip because his wife wouldn't let him go. After listening
to the jeers and other derisive remarks from his fellow
4X4 friends Dan left to go back home to his wife.
When Dan's friends started arriving to set up camp the
following day who should be there but Dan sitting up in
front of his truck, tent up, fishing rod in hand, camp
oven roast stewing away in a hot bed of coals.
"How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dan?"
"I didn't have to" was Dan's reply. "When I left the meeting
I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer
to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me
and covered my eyes and said, surprise..!!
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a
beautiful see through negligee and she said, "Carry me
into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do
whatever you want....."
So Here I am....!
