NYS DRIVE Act Would Ban Ferraris and Other "Assault Vehicles"

[akronk1]

http://www.policymic.com/mobile/articles/28140/nys-drive-act-would-ban-ferraris-and-other-assault-vehicles

 

[p m]

The link didn't look like onion.com, but the contents certainly do.

 

[paxton]

It says "satire" under the title.