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RBBailey

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What the HELL is going on?

I've been watching these stories for the past few days, and at first it seemed like some sort of freak die-off... coincidentally timed with the fish kill in Arkansas.

But now -- ???

http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/112843019.html
http://www.todaysthv.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=136401&catid=2
http://www.wbaltv.com/r/26357581/detail.html
http://www.wpsdlocal6.com/news/local/Woman-reports-dozens-of-dead-birds-in-her-yard-112830524.html
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2011/01/03/GA2011010302284.html?hpid=topnews
 
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Yeah I saw this too and was very curious. The necropsy results showed that the birds were killed my multiple blunt-force trauma, and died before they hit the ground.

I see this as having multiple possible causes - one, hail, as was suggested as a possibility in the story. Two, that some sort of energy interference caused them to fly into one another.

The fish could actually still be from a pollutant, as some chemicals affect certain species more than others.
 
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It was the result of secret Wal-mart testing of RFID chips gone bad. In a joint program with the NSA they are planning to put them in all Wal-mart shoppers so that the secret oligarcy formed by Soros and Obama can know the exact whereabouts of everyone so that they can take your guns away while you are at wal-mart and then be defenseless when the black helicopters from the UN's fifth column take over the country and change the name of the US to United Kenyan Peoples Paradise.
 
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landrovered said:
It was the result of secret Wal-mart testing of RFID chips gone bad. In a joint program with the NSA they are planning to put them in all Wal-mart shoppers so that the secret oligarcy formed by Soros and Obama can know the exact whereabouts of everyone so that they can take your guns away while you are at wal-mart and then be defenseless when the black helicopters from the UN's fifth column take over the country and change the name of the US to United Kenyan Peoples Paradise.
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So you're saying Obama shops at Wal-Mart?
 
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landrovered said:
It was the result of secret Wal-mart testing of RFID chips gone bad. In a joint program with the NSA they are planning to put them in all Wal-mart shoppers so that the secret oligarcy formed by Soros and Obama can know the exact whereabouts of everyone so that they can take your guns away while you are at wal-mart and then be defenseless when the black helicopters from the UN's fifth column take over the country and change the name of the US to United Kenyan Peoples Paradise.
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:rofl: Welcome back, dude. Welcome back. :)
 
Wander

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I caught this story this morning-wierd! I guess it's too early for the swarms of locust.
Anyone else read any of the Left Behind books??? ( Obama= Carpathia)
 
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landrovered said:
It was the result of secret Wal-mart testing of RFID chips gone bad. In a joint program with the NSA they are planning to put them in all Wal-mart shoppers so that the secret oligarcy formed by Soros and Obama can know the exact whereabouts of everyone so that they can take your guns away while you are at wal-mart and then be defenseless when the black helicopters from the UN's fifth column take over the country and change the name of the US to United Kenyan Peoples Paradise.
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LOL! :rofl:
 
jrose609

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knewsom said:
Yeah I saw this too and was very curious. The necropsy results showed that the birds were killed my multiple blunt-force trauma, and died before they hit the ground.

I see this as having multiple possible causes - one, hail, as was suggested as a possibility in the story. Two, that some sort of energy interference caused them to fly into one another.

The fish could actually still be from a pollutant, as some chemicals affect certain species more than others.
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Maybe they all ran into a space ship with some sort if cloaking device activated.

The aliens wouldn't give two licks about our ecosystem, so they dumped their holding tanks in the river while filling up with fresh water. The alien poo killed the fish.
 
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landrovered said:
It was the result of secret Wal-mart testing of RFID chips gone bad. In a joint program with the NSA they are planning to put them in all Wal-mart shoppers so that the secret oligarcy formed by Soros and Obama can know the exact whereabouts of everyone so that they can take your guns away while you are at wal-mart and then be defenseless when the black helicopters from the UN's fifth column take over the country and change the name of the US to United Kenyan Peoples Paradise.
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So, you're saying that's not the plan?:ack: :bigok:
 
Devildog01

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landrovered said:
It was the result of secret Wal-mart testing of RFID chips gone bad. In a joint program with the NSA they are planning to put them in all Wal-mart shoppers so that the secret oligarcy formed by Soros and Obama can know the exact whereabouts of everyone so that they can take your guns away while you are at wal-mart and then be defenseless when the black helicopters from the UN's fifth column take over the country and change the name of the US to United Kenyan Peoples Paradise.
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A text book example of Arkhams Razor.
 
Some Dude

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It's actually terribly misclassified as a use of Occam's Razor too.

Now, on to this Left Behind thing... I had lunch with a minister and of course this dead bird/fish thing came up. He suggested I read those books. Is it all tinfoily? Because I give up on far flung conspiracy books real fast.
 
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