nashvilleposeur said:
Dale can attest that I have had my truck on trails that were so horrible that we opted to turn back before rolling our trucks (him in a 130 and me in the 110). Running through mud that came over the hood and prevented us from exiting through the doors, rather though the windows.
Okay, toughguy. Let's see the pics.
I know you like posting pics of you and your trucks. They're all over the internet. You just showed up, but your shit is everywhere. 90% of them are in your driveway, but let's see that hardcore 10%. The ones where you're doing the big dawg trails and demonstrating your fourwheeldrive prowess.
I like pics too. You can see pics of me on the Rubicon, Dusy, in Mexico, etc. in a number of places. I'm sure you've studied them.
nashvilleposeur said:
Ah, but yes, I recently viewed a you tube of you driving your 110 on a beach out West ... hmmm, I did that on Daytona beach in a 78 Honda accord once. I got nothing on you.
Oh wait, what's this? You claim you didn't know that I can actually walk the walk?
And you "recently" viewed a clip of my 110 on a beach?
That wasn't recently at all you dumb motherfucker. You posted it on your little whiney blog in August.
http://excrementexchange.blogspot.com/
Of course that's spineless anonymous shit, but we know it's you. How? Because you're recycling your material here. The same pictures and the same weak attempt at the jedi mind trick. That or you're just the most unoriginal motherfucker on the planet.
You came up with that blog to get EE back for the Plumber's Snorkel thread where I first posted a picture of your pathetic Classic chained to the trailer of shame. You were going to make them pay by god. Just like when you sent an email to all those vendors telling them not to do business with EE. Boy did you show them.
nashvilleposeur said:
The picture of me crossing the river was legit, ... why did I cross the river ... the only way to get to the other side.
If it's legit, where's the pic of you IN the river? I call bullshit.
There's no way an poseur like yourself could resist snapping a pic of a badass 12" deep water crossing to post up for your friends. If you drove through it there would be pics.
nashvilleposeur said:
The campground we are shown in is at the entrance to a National Forestry Service off road fire trail area at the skirts of the Smokey Mountain National Park. If you call the Smokey Mountain National Park a "Dennis The Menace" park (as you excrement exchange folks like to call them), then so be it. We'll all remember that the next time you visit Yosemite.
So what part of that makes it not a park campground with picnic tables and shit? There are probably showers and bathrooms and 80 of your best pals within 100 feet. And no, Smokey Mountain National Park is not impressive. It's fucking Disneyland not fourwheeling and it sure as shit isn't "overlanding". Yosemite? I don't think there's fourwheeling in Yosemite, just Dennis the Menace camping for chumps like you. If I want to fourwheel in the High Sierras I'll hit Rubicon or Dusy again.
Oh look, you referenced your own blog too. How cute.
nashvilleposeur said:
The Driveway shots of my 110 were clearly advertised by me as a testament of the prowess of these trucks. It was an unfortunate accident due to the truck jumping out of gear. Fortunately, no one was hurt or killed and the truck survived with a $100 fix.
You tried to fourwheel on your lawn and ripped your sals diff pan open so we should buy Land Rovers? That's an impressive logic proof you've written. I've certainly done damage to my trucks. If you fourwheel, it will happen. But none of it was in front of my fucking house. Let me guess, you got to drive one of those test tracks at the dealership once. You were so impressed by the capabilities of this proud "marque" that you knew you "bleed green" and you wanted to demonstrate the test track "prowess" at your house for your loser ExPo buddies but it didn't work out as planned.
nashvilleposeur said:
I've owned many trucks that were stock and completely unmodified, and I have owned trucks that were highly modified. Beauty is in the eye of the be-holder of the check book. My DI is modded almost exactly as a CT clone (yes, land rover special vehicles modded trucks ... holy shit!!? sue them)
LRSV is unassailable and you are by proxy? That's news to me. Any team that produced this pile of shit is certainly not beyond reproach:
Oh fuck, you probably love Lara Croft as much as you love Land Rovers. Now I've done it.
