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LRflip

LRflip

Well-known member
Oct 8, 2006
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none of your fucking business
I generally don't play the lottery.

And in general, I don't think people that play the lottery are very smart folks.

However, I'm buying my tickets tonight.

Like Joel always says, you gotta pay to play.

I'm gonna buy the playboy mansion if I win.

Good luck, fuckers.
 
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discostew

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Sep 14, 2010
7,735
1,026
Northern Illinois
I never buy lottery tickets either but I bought 2 last week. I'll get 2 tonight. Never seen anybody without a ticket win. I think last week they said it more likely you get hit my a meteor. I'm gonna buy the dealership I work at and start firing people and giving away cars.
 
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discostew

Well-known member
Sep 14, 2010
7,735
1,026
Northern Illinois
LRflip said:
I generally don't play the lottery.

And in general, I don't think people that play the lottery are very smart folks.

However, I'm buying my tickets tonight.

Like Joel always says, you gotta pay to play.

I'm gonna buy the playboy mansion if I win.

Good luck, fuckers.
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The old playboy mansion? That's about 6 miles from my house.
 
chris snell

chris snell

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Aug 15, 2005
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toadermcgee

toadermcgee

Well-known member
Sep 26, 2007
689
4
Newburgh, IN
discostew said:
I never buy lottery tickets either but I bought 2 last week. I'll get 2 tonight. Never seen anybody without a ticket win. I think last week they said it more likely you get hit my a meteor. I'm gonna buy the dealership I work at and start firing people and giving away cars.
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I'm sending you my good wibes; if you win I want in on the new car line.
 
Tugela

Tugela

Well-known member
May 21, 2007
4,766
565
Seattle
discostew said:
Right on. Come late cause I'm giving away volvos first. I hate those things. Need to make room around here for the hog roast and all our clapped out Discos.
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OK, put me down for the LWB L405 Range Rover. First thing I'm going to do is put mud terrains on it and drive it down to SCARR. Can't wait for the looks it will draw.
 
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JohnB

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Oct 18, 2007
2,295
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Oregon
Didn't I read somewhere that all 300 million of us could have millions if shared; well until a loaf of bread costs 500K
 
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discostew

Well-known member
Sep 14, 2010
7,735
1,026
Northern Illinois
Tugela said:
OK, put me down for the LWB L405 Range Rover. First thing I'm going to do is put mud terrains on it and drive it down to SCARR. Can't wait for the looks it will draw.
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If I win you come get whatever you wan't to drive. I recomend the F Type Jag. Those things make me swell up a little.The coupe not the soft top. I like the little talking E Trade baby, he used to say you have a better chance of getting mauled by a regular bear and a polar bear on the same day. So if your at the zoo your chances of winning the lottery are way better I think. Go in the regular bear cage first and I'll help you into the polar bear cage.
 
Devildog01

Devildog01

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Jan 25, 2010
3,544
4
your moms bed
When I win I'm going to buy every other land rover forum and then shut them down. Then everyone will have to come here thus fulfilling Chris's dream of Dweb forum domination. Then I'm going to party with Charlie Sheen and Lamar Odom.
 
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discostew

Well-known member
Sep 14, 2010
7,735
1,026
Northern Illinois
Devildog01 said:
When I win I'm going to buy every other land rover forum and then shut them down. Then everyone will have to come here thus fulfilling Chris's dream of Dweb forum domination. Then I'm going to party with Charlie Sheen and Lamar Odom.
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better get one of those boy in a bubble balls if you party with Sheen. Make sure you never leave your drink laying around either. His backwash could kill you.
 
az_max

az_max

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Apr 22, 2005
7,463
2
Over the last two weeks I've managed to turn $68 into $12. But I still bought 20 tickets for tonight. Let's hope I win something tonight. I'm going to Vegas this weekend and want to keep my winning streak alive :D
 
Howski

Howski

Well-known member
Oct 19, 2009
1,499
213
Alabama
The CEL on my D2 went off as I pulled out from buying tickets today. I can only assume this is a sign from the Rover gods
 
MM3846

MM3846

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Feb 18, 2014
1,230
164
LI, NY
JohnB said:
Didn't I read somewhere that all 300 million of us could have millions if shared; well until a loaf of bread costs 500K
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$4.33 per citizen before they raised the jackpot another mil this afternoon.

I didn't play... A post on reddit said it best. My lottery dreams were free, but everyone else paid at least $2. :D
 
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