RIP Michael Jackson

Blue

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Chris-St Louis said:
Damn, 2 middle aged white women dead in one day!

this was actually pure comic genius....I can't believe I missed this!
 

rovercanus

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Children of the world (well, actually just pre-pubescent boys) should feel safer today.
We should all toast with some Jesus juice to commemorate his passing.
 

bovw

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My first though also Walter. I am enjoying a lovely Spanish Shiraz in celebration.


edit.

Marc saw the news and said the same thing, but he's celebrating with lemonade.
 
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Nargun

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Jackson was found dead from food poisoning. It appears it was 12 year old nuts.

And the viral email jokes begin

Michael Jackson will be buried on Wednesday. That?s when the plastic recycling collection next picks up at the hospital

Michael Jackson wants to be cremated and his ashes mixed with plastic used to make Game Boys. He will spend eternity with 12 year old boys playing with him

Apparently an autopsy will be performed on Michael Jackson. However, his body will be reassembled for the funeral.

It appears his life will be made into a movie: ?Transformers 3?

Love Viral Email jokes! The 1st of these hit my inbox about 1 hour after the news appeared on the news website I have running in the background at work. Tracing the forwarding back that email had originated in the UK about 15 minutes after the news hit online
 

stolenheron

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what a sick fuck, he didnt deserve such an easy death.

he did make some awesome music.

Fawcett is someone to cry about.

any sympathy for jackson might as well be translated to "its ok to do bad things as long as you're famous or rich or sing for a living". same shit goes for OJ in my book.
 

Blue

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gmookher said:
dude, this is news.

This is my youth.

Micheal was a hero.

He will be missed and was a gift to our world, musically.

It sounds like you were touched by Michael Jackson....
 

gmookher

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I was indeed. His music touched us all.

He was a musician. I admired him as such. Too bad you didnt.

Weirdo? yes. Eccentric? Yes. Pedo? I dont think so, ymmv. He was, after all, acquitted.

Somehow that never mattered to anyone. You dont have to like him, and can say whatever you want about him.

He was just raised different, he and his family all shared a bed, grwoing up, as mine did. Any one who has had kids(nieces nephews) knows that kids like to sleep in bed with the adults. I dunno who is sicker him or the collective "us"...

Granted, these werent his children, but many of them were kids with cancer, etc, I think he was trying to show love, not jerk off to some little kid, but thats my opinion, you can ridicule me for having that opinion, the only thing we need to have in common is our love for rovers, you can be glad he's dead, to each his own.

He was a huge benefactor to society, gave away alot of money, help alot more people than he (potentially) hurt. Like I say, some people will be sad when you die, some will be glad. thats just how it is.

\Farrah was awesome too, but had little impact on my youth, ultimately, I cant say I , personally, will miss her. Her name resembles my ex-wifes, who I often wish were in Ms. Fawcetts place instead:)
 
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Blue

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gmookher said:
He was just raised different, he and his family all shared a bed, grwoing up, as mine did. Any one who has had kids(nieces nephews) knows that kids like to sleep in bed with the adults. I dunno who is sicker him or the collective "us"...

Wow, that's some scary shit you got goin there.

I have a child, I understand the sleeping with the parents thing as a form of comfort for the child. What this sick fuck Michael Jackson did wrong was repeatedly try and succeed in sleeping with other people's children. Beyond that, his fantasy land "ranch" was just a rich man's version of this:
 

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