So my wife is out of town....

MUSKYMAN

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Apr 19, 2004
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OverBarrington IL
LRflip said:
Im single at the moment but normally....

1. Make Bratwurst with Saurkraut.
2. Eat Cereal out of the largest bowl I can find
3. Find new internet porn sites
4. Stop showering, brushing teeth, getting dressed
5. Let my dog root through her closet
6. Hide stuff of hers that I dont like
7. try to hack into her email/facebook

no wonder Im single.

so I have to think your single because of #4