some witty writing

[96DiscoSE7]

from our local news agency.....

http://www.fosters.com/apps/pbcs.dl...08/GJCOMMUNITY_01/705089878/-1/FOSCOMMUNITY07

 

[jhmover]

7:03 p.m. — On Cleo Circle a man is head butted and thrown against a car by someone whose brother is now dating his ex.

Was Kiefer Southerland here, too?

 

[Chris-St Louis]

4:40 p.m. — In a sad case of romance gone awry, an East Rochester lady says that the man she has been dating for three weeks has turned out to be a female. He/she refuses to leave and is sitting on the porch.

 

[Two Cold Soakers]

6:56 p.m. — At Northgate Apartments, people yell and scream. Crying babies take it up a notch.

 

[rolo]

Sounds like someone is trying to copy The Arcata Eye police log. The Arcata Eye has been doing this for years and was one of the first newspapers on the web. http://www.arcataeye.com/index.php?module=pagesetter&tid=2&topic=7