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A lady from Eugene, Oregon who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of the
natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As
she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and
got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She
told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was, and how she
came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her
to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of
Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
recreational area and I'm sorry, but they all turned me down."
A lady from Eugene, Oregon who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of the
natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As
she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and
got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She
told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was, and how she
came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her
to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of
Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
recreational area and I'm sorry, but they all turned me down."
