what to spend your rebate check on...

[vray]

At $5k/night....call it an 8-hr night, that's $625/hr, which is $10.42/minute. I'd pay her $10.42 if I could punch her in the face for one minute straight for being a hooker.

Now why would you want to do that?

 

[RovinAround]

A 2" (spring and shock) lift, 16" steels and new rubber...the wife is even chipping in some as part of my bday present! I told her for my birthday she could go ahead and get me winch bumper and a Warn...yea, that got a huge laugh! hehehe...had to try though!

 

[bigred]

At $5k/night....call it an 8-hr night, that's $625/hr, which is $10.42/minute. I'd pay her $10.42 if I could punch her in the face for one minute straight for being a hooker.

I'm in for $10.42, but for my minute I want to watch her punch herself in the face.

 

[Blue]

Now why would you want to do that?

is this a trick question?

 

[bigred]

is this a trick question?

You know, he is absolutely right. One minute is only going to leave me wanting more. Put me down for a 20 spot.

 

[flyfisher11]

I would but Capt. Croc isn't entitled to a rebate.

Damn Steve. Life is either really bad or really good over Easton way! I'd bet on the latter

Cheers,

Mike

 

[LRflip]

I can't believe no one's spending it on Crocs

I would but, I already own every color in my size.

 

[RovingRiesensCubed]

Seriously considering using it as a down payment on a swimming pool for the furkids.

 

[I HATE PONIES]

he hates jaguars, black people and this guy:

View attachment 35069

HEHE! He hasn't been busted lately. Ill bet he went to huffing the clear coat as to remain incognito!:rofl:

 

[JohnK]

That family has not one good thing with their money. Well Jackie hasn't. At least not on purpose. Compare that to Milton Hersey. A great man.

Willy Wonka seems pretty cool.

What's up with Middleburg? Was The Plains too redneck? Did you get tired of margarine? Don't you miss Linda Tripp?

 

[Steve]

Damn Steve. Life is either really bad or really good over Easton way! I'd bet on the latter

Cheers,

Mike

That would be the obvious choice but alas, it is not. Last summer, I was abducted by aliens. Since they told me they were going to pretty much decimate most humans on the planet, I had little choice but to side with them for the safety of my family. So to demonstrate my loyalty to the Ovalites, I renounced my citizenship. Because of this, the IRS said I am not entitled to a refund yet I am still required to pay taxes. I guess that is a small price to pay.

By the way, there are false ambassadors of the Ovalites who will lead you down the wrong path. One that leads to sure destruction. While I was being brain probed and had the synaptic upgrade (thus the 156 IQ), they showed me these people. Strange gay little men, as opposed to the grey little men (Ovalites). Most live above the Mason Dixon and have given themselves the name of Muddy Ovalites or something like that.

 

[Steve]

Got myself a pair of these bad boys yesterday. They are perfect for my cosmic journey. All the Ovalites raved over my standard pair of Crocs. Since the Ovalites are all asexual, I can screw 'em all.

awoeru auuii bahhew?

Translation "How you doing?" in Ovalitic.

 

[garrett]

Willy Wonka seems pretty cool.

What's up with Middleburg? Was The Plains too redneck? Did you get tired of margarine? Don't you miss Linda Tripp?

Ah I like The Plains. I do miss the Sunday brunch at The Rail Stop. mmmmmm.
Middleburg isn't so bad. I mean once you get beyond all the wanna-be horse people and fakeness of the Fairfax folks that moved there only to max out their credit, bought a crappy 4 year old Thoroughbred off the track from Charles Town and then join a local hunt to make the neighbors think they belong.
Other than that I like the town.
Oh and Fleishmann's sold the margarine and yeast company long ago. They actually made their fortune on yeast that Mrs. (DL) Fleishmann's grand father brought over when they immigrated here.
Linda is still a pig after all her plastic surgery!

 

[flyfisher11]

Ah I like The Plains. I do miss the Sunday brunch at The Rail Stop. mmmmmm.
Middleburg isn't so bad. I mean once you get beyond all the wanna-be horse people and fakeness of the Fairfax folks that moved there only to max out their credit, bought a crappy 4 year old Thoroughbred off the track from Charles Town and then join a local hunt to make the neighbors think they belong.
Other than that I like the town.
Oh and Fleishmann's sold the margarine and yeast company long ago. They actually made their fortune on yeast that Mrs. (DL) Fleishmann's grand father brought over when they immigrated here.
Linda is still a pig after all her plastic surgery!

Damn Garrett, you got all the dirt on the folks of "hause cuntry". You planning on publishing your own rag?

 

[flyfisher11]

I thought I saw Garrett wearing these recently:

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/31203565/c/536.html

 

[flyfisher11]

Crocs are great but old school. Mion is where it's at:

http://www.mionfootwear.com/home

 

[brianhoberg]

Some may say that the Crocs are ghey.....but...
Nothing says "ghey" like a pair of men's thong sandals and these:
http://www.sockcompany.com/sptoesoforfl.html

 

[az_max]

I'm going to buy food with my rebate. If I get one. I didn't get the letter saying I'd get one.

 

[Velocewest]

Belize rocks. Was there 10 days last April, will go back. Spending the dole check on a little holiday to Cali wif da wifey.

 

[RovinAround]

...not that I'm surprised...but I'm still pissed...

Today the State of Alabama announced that the tax rebate checks will be subject to state taxation as income. What a fucking crock of shit! Anyone else getting this from their states?