Why do nasty chicks think they are hot?

[Chris-St Louis]

I was no champion either.....Luckily I grew into all this hotness.


I told one pig in high school, she had a tight pussy, but no tits....


She said....Get off my back!

 

[discopedro]

Lol

 

[rcshauger]

Man. Even heavier people can dress to make themselves look good. Sounds like you should teach them... Get out the pumps and power suits chris...

 

[discopedro]

Somebody say steak!!!

 

[az_max]

LOL.. I think this may be one of the first times that a thread on dweb does not need pics to be worthless

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com

:ack:

 

[gmookher]

Butterface

everything was fine, but her face

 

[Blue]

You guys must all live out east. We don't let the ugly chicks come this far west. The few that escape our nets are made to stay at home or inside a walmart.

 

[bri]

I'm looking at it right now.... (

Well there is your problem.

 

[brianhoberg]

Down south, our women have CHALUPA's:

Can't Have a Larger Upper P^ssy Area

 

[Skaramunga]

as we call them here, swamp donkeys.

if they knew the truth they'd all kill themselves.

then if you do the math,

we don't have enough land to bury them.

 

[bri]

You guys must all live out east. We don't let the ugly chicks come this far west. The few that escape our nets are made to stay at home or inside a walmart.

LOL. Hardly. They go all the way to the coast and stick in CA.

 

[Chris-St Louis]

What's the matter, Chris? Did Juicy turn you down, or she making more money than you?

Turn me down.....Come on... I wouldnt be able to get it up with a PEZ dispenser full of Viagra.

Makes more...Maybe, but she much have a killer food bill!

 

[Blue]

Turn me down.....Come on... I wouldnt be able to get it up with a PEZ dispenser full of Viagra.

Makes more...Maybe, but she much have a killer food bill!

Admit it Chris, you tried to get some of that Juicy behind your ears and your were denied.

 

[eliaschristeas]

my theory on chris' postulate is that mediocre chicks get washed over... no attention....

and if you buy into the fact that most female psyche's are built and nurtured with the princess complex of needing attention, revering, being the most special and on and on, then it follows that NASTY FAT chicks have realized in order to NOT BE OVERLOOKED they should be as nasty as possible..... at least some kinda attention is better than no attention.

there's this woman across from johns shop - she buys and sells used mattresses. We Call her "large marge." She may not get any physical lovin..... but man does she know that we at least sea here comin down the alley....

 

[discopedro]

Chris, you're not super skinny are you? Big girls tend to go after that type of dude lol

 

[Chris-St Louis]

5'11 225. About average.

I promise, not many girls want all this!

 

[brianhoberg]

Come on Chris, just admit to us your fantasy:

Juicy, you, a waterbed, two gallons of Rotella, and your hope to ride that bull for 8 seconds :smilelol:

 

[Chris-St Louis]

Fucker. I laughed out at this, all my cubemates(Including her) are looking at me like Im nuts.

 

[jhmover]

Shit I spit my coffee all over the screen...lmao.

 

[Ol'Drippy]

Are you working at Wal-Mart customer support now Chris?