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Theres a group of us cube dwellers here that have the same stupid sense of humor AND A.D.D. :)

So get stuff from about 10 different people throughout the day.

I hope I never need to get a REAL job. :D
 

jimjet

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Chris-St Louis said:
Theres a group of us cube dwellers here that have the same stupid sense of humor AND A.D.D. :)

So get stuff from about 10 different people throughout the day.

I hope I never need to get a REAL job. :D


i get to watch the D.W. action from work also.
between flights i try and track the trouble makers for entertainment.

jim
 

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Steve said:
Matt - How long are you going to be at Dover? I'm about an hour from there on a bad day and one of our Dweb members is 15 minutes away and stationed at DAFB.

I'll be there till March 07. Report date 1 August but I'll be gone for ASBC for 6 weeks in August and September. I'll be down for anything at any time and would love to get together.
 

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jimjet said:
military pilot.
if you looking for a career in military cool.
if your looking for a career in civil aviation you wont make decent money untill your 50 yrs old.

i have worked with pilots from all over the world for 27 years.
Kuwiat, Egypt (i worked the flt that went in off Nantucket and i knew the man who shut the engines off),Brazil,Africa (many countries),USA,Emirates,Ireland,
England,Guyana,dominican republic (when they were allowed to fly into the usa,they have been banned do to poor maintenance),Virgin,China red and blue,
man the list goes on.

im a licenced Maintenance Engeer licenced in The world and the usa
im rated on
Boeing 707 (yes im old)
Boeing 727,737,767, 747 100 series through 400 series.
Tupolev154 russian made(Guyana was leaning left and got free tupolev aircraft)
Dc-10 10 series through 30 series
Dc-8
Airbus 330 100,200,300,350, series.
Airbus 340 !00 ,300,500,600 series
Antonov 124 some hands on experience no formal training.
a few others.
ive worked for foreign carriers my whole life .
you should see my picture album of pilot fuckups through the years.wings and poles,engines and cargo containers,gear handles up aircraft sits on ground.

yes ive earned the right to talk pilot shit.

and yes im impressed with my own credentials and proud of it.
and overall
i still make shit money.
if i had it to do again i would prefer to be on the left side of the maintenance log and the cockpit.
the pilot gets to write up the snag and go drinking.
while i spend the night fixing things.

jim

p.s
you would most definately want me as your engineer.
everyone else does.
p.s.
the a380 did its inaugeral flt into london today.
shity landing woble woble bump bump
and number 1 reverser did not deploy .he might have chosen this as the engs were over the grass.

Baddass man... Money isnt important though, I bet you have better stories than most others out there that make more than you.
 

jimjet

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matt you have no idea the stories and incidents.

from misscarriages stuck in toilet pumps
to cats with slashed bellies (jewel smugglers)

worked air jamaica for years.
always finding the stashed kilos here and there you know the ganja weed.
plane comes in one night ,customs boards with dogs ,dogs sit down(this is what they do when they find the goods)
customs is baffled why are the dogs pointing??? no clue.
they cant search so they leave.
i get to the cockpit
captain writes cabin recirculation fan popping cicut breaker.
i open the duct and find 20 kilos of ganja,
as the aircraft rotated on take off the weed slid back into the fan turning it to dust and mixing it with cabin air.
so the dogs got on and thats all they smelled.
the passengers all had headaches.

man i can go on and on.
check out my stowaway thread.

jim
 

jimjet

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heres a stowaway
not related to my stowaway thread

we see more than you here about.
jim

this guy even got all dressed up for the trip.new sneakers and jeans
hes pretty much frozen
 

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jimjet

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Nori said:
Ok Jim. I fly almost every week for business and I didnt want to see that pic........
i do the same im all over the world and i fly on third world carriers.
there isnt anything you will be able to do about it if it happens so dont scream and cry all the way down
die with dignity.

jim;)
 

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jimjet said:
i do the same im all over the world and i fly on third world carriers.
there isnt anything you will be able to do about it if it happens so dont scream and cry all the way down
die with dignity.

jim;)

Well, true.............. But man. I can see the pic now when I close my eyes....
 

jimjet

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Nori said:
Well, true.............. But man. I can see the pic now when I close my eyes....
i fly carriers with recent accidents
thinking
well they had theres so the odds are slim that it will happen again.
plus
after an accident the feds are all over there ass for a long time.
so it may be safer.
jim
dont lose sleep over this shit.
you may die in your disco on route to the airport.

jim:D
 

jimjet

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Nori said:
I will be more happy with that ;)

i hope you get your wish

well not realy you know what i mean.

you flying monday morning ?

take a taxi

jim ;)

i went to GE school in cinncinatti
8 weeks on the GE90
gruelling experience.
i kept seeing signs for i think dan boones grave?
 
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jimjet said:
i mean to the airport.
if your flying JAL dont sweat it.
there last incident was the Tail fin (vertical stabilizer)
blew off the aircraft after a bulkhead failure do to a poor repair.

if you can find it on amazon i recomend reading Destination Disaster.
its a good read while flying.

jim:patriot:

I hate JAL anyway. They SUCK !
Poor Service and Poor Maintenance !
I will never fly on thier jets any more in my life time !
 

jimjet

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Nori said:
North West. Only good one that flys to Nagoya Japan Direct from US.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

swim your better off.
they just laid off all there maintenance personell and are using shity contract maint.
i was offered a position to manage there contract maint in Honolulu.
Im considering it
going in august to ck it out.

N.W. sucks and always has sucked.
you have to have a criminal back ground to work there.

just my opinion is all.

hang on tight buddy
jim