Yesterday in the Pines

Jaime

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I've yearning for the pines lately since I haven't been there since the spring. And all the recent rain has been really giving me the urge to get down there for a ride.

I woke up yesterday around 5:30 in the morning to piss, and as I was standing there, python in hand, I decided to take a quick ride. I'd be solo, 'cause nobody would want to hear from me that early in the morning, and anyway, I figured I'd be back home by 1 or 2 pm. I told my wife I was going, she mumbled something incoherent, and I was out the door.

Lazy fuck that I am, I had not totally unpacked from MAR, so I just had to throw the high lift and my hip waders in the truck. Strong cup of coffee in hand, and a wonderful Fuente cuban belicoso in my mouth, I headed down to the pines while it was still dark.

There's a gas station that I like to stop in the pines because of the name..."Mighty Joe Young's" and because they have a huge statue of the gorilla...it always gives me a chuckle. Anyway, as I fill up, I notice a guy in his mid-50s, grey hair, shorts and T-shirt taking all sorts of crap out of his muddy, lifted jeep and re-arranging it. So I walked over to him and said "Hey man, you coming or going? He looked at me, then my truck, and said "both", then he explained that he had led a tour of the pines that evening, and he was ready to go back to lead an annual Pine Barrens clean-up where lots of clubs get together and spend a day picking up garbage. He told me there would be around 300 people participating in about 2 hours, and would I like to join in? I said, "shit yeah!"

So I drove down to the staging area, and saw a line of early birds, and went to say hello. It was a bunch of guys in Jeep Scramblers. Now I don't know much about jeeps, but these things were sweet. Scramblers are longer than an Unlimited. They were on 35's and a couple had Chevy 350's (LT-1, LS-1). And these guys seemed like a good bunch, they asked me to line up behind them if I wanted. Since I wasn't in the mood to sit around for 2 hours, I told them I was going to take a quick ride, and that I'd join them later.

So 2 hours later I come back to the staging area, and the place is crawling with jeeps, at least 200, I'd say. There was also a string of X-Terras, at least 20 pickup trucks, and a beautifully restored Unimog with trailer. I was a bit surprised (guess I should not have been) but I had the only Rover in the entire gathering.

Mike, (the guy I met at the gas station) was going at it with a bullhorn trying to get some semblance of order in place. So I lined up behind the Scramblers while everything was settling down. The Scrambler boys then came over to talk to me and asked if I would trail lead for them. This surprised me a bit because I thought I'd be feeling like I was horning in on their club, but instead these guys handed me cigar, and asked me to lead!

I went over to Mike, told them I'd be leading a group, and he asked me where I wanted to go. I have a favorite spot off of Hampton Furnace that I call the swap trail, and Mike gave me the go-ahead. I also found out that we'd be meeting at the Pic-A-Lilly for free chicken wings (the best in the state) and door prizes after the cleanup.

So we left the parking lot with the Scramblers and a pair of pickup trucks, and headed into the pines.

We filled a few garbage bags with beer and soda botles and cans, and other assorted garbage. We also picked up a load of discarded construction material (concrete chunks, scrap wood). As we started to get to the interesting part of the trails (a section with 3 deep mud puddles in a row), I noticed what looked like a quad tire sticking out of the center puddle. So I sent Bobby (kid in a beat-up chevy truck) to go get it. I told him I'd pull his ass out if he got stuck...just like the 2 previous times. Well, Bobby goes in, and of course, gets hung up on the quad....it wasn't a tire, but a whole fucking smashed up little kid's quad. So I had to winch him and the quad out..now we were having some fun!! This is way better than picking up cans!

I took them through the rest of the trail, and these guys were very impressed at what a "nearly stock" rover could do. The jeeps were really not set up for water, so they took a lot of by-passes, where I went through. The Chevy engines have the distributor behind (!!!) the water pump, so I don't know how they could get to it to water proof it. And the air intake had an open K&N filter facing front. In any case, they all told me they had a blast, and how much they appreciated that I guided them.

When all was said and done, the whole group collected over 2 30 yard dumpsters full of trash in addition to a couple of burned out cars, washing machines, bathtubs, construction debris, propane tanks, etc.

Afterwards, we all got together at the Pic-A-Lilly for wings, beer, and cigars. It was a great way to spend a day, make some new friends, and I got invited to some annual Oak Ridge jeepfest in VA (some of the Scramblers were from VA).

This was a great event that is critical to maintaining a good relationship between the NJ State Forest people and the wheeling community. I felt bad that there were no other Rover owners represented, so I'd really like to change that for next year.

So as opposed to a particularly shitty day I had recently, Sunday turned out to be way better than I expected!
 

Eric N.

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There's a local club here called OCC ( Off Camber Crawlers ) that picks up trash in the GWNF some times. I'm ussually the only Rover helping them on trash days.. I'm not even a member either.. Sad thing is that out of some 150-200 plus members the club only seems to be able to get 10 to 30 folks on any given clean up run. Better then nothing I guess.
 
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JeffreyDV

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Sounds like you met up with the Jersey Devil guys. They do the clean up every year around this time. Sounds like you had a great time for a spur of the moment trip.
 

rmuller

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Yah it was the Jersey Devil's annual cleanup.. I tried last year to get people on here to go but there was zero interest so I didn't bother again this year. Nice hearing about your trail ride though, glad you got that itch out because i know you've been wanting to for a while!

Btw, Jeff/Jaime.. we're planning a Rausch Creek ride for late november.. let me know if you're interested
 

Jaime

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Actually, it wasn't just the Jersey Devils, but several 4 wd clubs..Scramblers, PorrBoyz, Jeeps Unlimited, and X-Terra Group, and a whole bunch of others. But I did run into Justin (he was the guy who arranged the ride on Forked River where I flooded up to the glovebox)

The guy who organized it is Mike Tarsis, and it is specifically set up so as it is not hosted by any one club. I think we should make an effort next year to represent the rover community, it's too bad we didn't do anything last year, I knew about it, but could not make it.

Jeff, remember the set of 3 holes where you got stuck and stalled? That's where we pulled the quad from.

Ryan, I spoke with Trevor about a possible Rausch run in November, that sounds like a good idea.

Robesonia is also in November, so I'll have to see if the dates work out.
 
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Eric N.

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abrooks said:
Eric, let me know the next time they do a clean up, I'd happily participate (I'm in Arlington)

Tony


Sure, if I hear about it.. I got sick of reading 120+ emails about jeeps every day so I took myself off their mailing list. Although I do ask a few folks about it from time to time and they ussually tell me cause I like to help... So I'll let you know.
 

abrooks

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No reason we couldn't try and plan our own cleanup I suppose. . .

Seems like there are enough people that are pseudo-local that we should be able to get a few trucks together.
 

Jaime

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Hey Dan!

I didn't know you were still around man..I noticed your Location had changed so I though you had already moved....too bad I missed you.
 

Eric N.

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abrooks said:
No reason we couldn't try and plan our own cleanup I suppose. . .

Seems like there are enough people that are pseudo-local that we should be able to get a few trucks together.

Very true.. I can try and get in touch with some of them to find out what deal they got with the rangers so that we don't have to pay to drop the trash off at the dump and where the dump is for that matter..


Jaime said:
I woke up yesterday around 5:30 in the morning to piss, and as I was standing there, python in hand, I decided to take a quick ride.

Um, aren't you worried about holding a snake that close to your dick when taking a piss? I know I like to keep large reptiles with teeth as far away from my privates as possible.. Would that be considered beastality?? :D