Am I the Only one?

kennith

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Apr 22, 2004
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Cleaning a vehicle is quite simply a part of it's maintainance, like polishing shoes, or scraping the grass out of the blade cover of your lawn mower. You can get away without doing it, but your car will die early. You will have more electrical problems, your hinges will sag sooner, your engine will leak much sooner and in more volume. If you don't clean your car, you quite simply must not want to keep it for too long, and you must have never had to rely on it.

When an engine is clean, you can spot problems before they become serious. It is also much easier to service it. Just think, those of you out there with piles of mud and grease you call an engine, think when you last changed your oil, or your air filter, or cleaned your spark plugs... think back to the last time you gave a damn.

Someone who expects me to believe they have had to really rely on a vehicle to keep them alive in the outdoors, thus justifying all the unneccessary shit many off roaders carry simply to go to the local log road, had better produce a vehicle that isn't rotting in it's own filth, and has been maintainanced properly.

Calling someone a poseur simply because he/she washes their car just means you have neither brains nor balls. I wash and detail mine once a week, even going so far as to use a claybar once a month and pick mud out of the undercarraige with a toothbrush when I have nothing better to do. And you know what? I have a 2001 with about 60,000 miles on her and not a single piece of dry rotted or hard rubber, and the black on the frame still shines like new. :)

Cheers,

Kennith
 

Hoot

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peter i used to be like you with the wax and the polish, the safe no scratch hand cleaning mit, the Mothers clay bar, the Meguiars scratch X, the new tire shine, the shamii,mag and wheel cleaning foam, the list goes on... then i moved and i no longer have the nice enclosed garage. i have a carport.

you could do the best wax and shine and clay bar treatment in the world but come moring time it is coverd in dust and tree pollen and waht ever else blows up from the san francisco bay into the oakland hills.

:( and the kicker is i can't even park under the carport becuse the house we rent is built on the side of a steep as slope. and the driveway is actually the roof of the house.

when we first moved here i parked Landy in the carport which is directly over our bathroom and kitchen. The weight of the Disco compressed the framing in the house such that i couldn't open the bathroom door. so i figured it wasn't a good idea to do that anymore.

so now my disco sits uncovered, unprotected and coverd in a continual layer of dust. that is until my wife says, "we need to give landy soem TLC" then out comes the clay bar, the safety washing mit, the shammii, the new tire shine......

some things you just have to accept.
 

kennith

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I've never owned a garage, and it hasn't stopped me. But I understand where you are coming from, it's hard to detail a car and watch that damn pollen land as soon as you put the rag down.

Cheers,

Kennith
 
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stansell

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I like offroading as much as the next guy, but I have to say she sure is pretty all cleaned up. Pete, I too am a closet car washer, at least once a week, and immediately after offroading and mud. Went to Pismo Beach this weekend and came back with a sandbox full in my DII. WHile my wife was unpacking the camping gear, I was outside vacuuming and cleaning and washing. Maybe its because I grew up on the West Coast, but I have seen too many nice rigs wrecked before their time by not washing them on a regular basis. The salt air reeks havoc on any steel that is exposed. And the DII has plenty of iron on the underside that gets scraped offroading.