Best Hangover Remedies: Whats yours?

[WNYDiscoIIErik]

I need one.

I just got home about 45 minutes ago from an all-night bender. We had a limo bus to Canada for a bachelor party that included many stops at the ballet, and I just realized I made a post on here from a hotel lobby at some point last night. Foolishly, we continued to drink when we got back, and when the sun came up, we still drank. I didnt think it was possible, but I believe I have drunk myself sober. Now my head hurts, i cant see straight, and I have to go play golf. The tylenol and detox drinks arent working.

 

[bovw]

I have found that hair of the dog generally works best for me.

 

[michaels]

water. and a lot of it.

 

[mbrummal]

water. and a lot of it.

x2

 

[Agent]

Just stay drunk!

 

[RoverLee]

you need to rehydrate, drink a shit ton of water and juices. works for me

 

[michaels]

don't eat anything heavy either. i figured you would know what to do, what with you working in the alcohol industry for a while, right?

somebody obviously wasn't doing enough "sample testing."

 

[I HATE PONIES]

You should eat something. Go out to a farm and find yourself some fresh afterbirth from a cow. Make sure it is nice and juicy and not dried out. Then take a big breath through your nose to get the scent. After that just shoe the flies away and get a big bite of it. Don't swallow it right away though. Take your time and enjoy the chewy, juicy, and chunky texture. If that don't work I don't know what will.

 

[braves6117]

Water by far, three to four 24ounce bottles before drinking works wonders....oops, too late for you

 

[Puddle Pirate]

You need to go to IHOP and get a big greasy breakfast, double sausage and bacon. Have a couple of glasses of OJ and then hit the rack. You'll wake up later crap it all out and be ready to start over.

 

[stu454]

Sweet tea works well for me. Water, sugar and caffeine all in one tasty mix.

Since you're not likely to find sweet tea where you are, water and lots of it.

 

[LRflip]

I hit up Cubbies...local greasy burger joint. Get a big Cubbies double with onion rings and a huge tea. Problem solved.

 

[Blue]

How about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

 

[climbskiroverguy]

I have no idea how I am not hungover; shit, I woke up drunk.

 

[jhmover]

Here - all Dwebbers will love this one...bacon sandwiches cure hangovers...does it get any better than that?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sciencea...con-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

 

[Skaramunga]

it's true they say pork in all forms is the best for hangovers.

i usually drink so badly the day prior that i forget to eat. which makes me very weak and shaky. like when the aspca finds starved horses and they twitch. so i just sleep all day, and pray that death takes me. it never does. sometimes i get the shakes so bad i cant hold a coffee cup & i think i almost died in the shower after a bender.

so i still don't know what cures the hangover, hate to sound macabre but........

.........................................DEATH

 

[Drillbit]

Hopefully you had enough sense to at some point last night assault some greasy food. If not thats a rookie mistake. The next day take asprin, lots of water then morning drinks. Morning drinks are stuff like spicy bloody marys, mimosa and woodchuck cider. A few of those, a decent lunch and you are ready to go again. This will work for about three days, then it quits and you long for the warm comfort of death so don't push it to far.

 

[WNYDiscoIIErik]

don't eat anything heavy either. i figured you would know what to do, what with you working in the alcohol industry for a while, right?

somebody obviously wasn't doing enough "sample testing."

Ive never drank for 15 hours straight and stayed up through the next day drinking. Then not sleeping. Ive never been this hungover. Usually a few McDonalds breakfast sandwiches, some 8hr tylenol and a Function Urban Detox do the trick, but this hangover is different. Weed used to do the trick back when I didnt get random testing. Im attributing the hangover to the absence of sleep. And the liter of Jameson I drank. The only shitty part is that my wallet is now $400 lighter, but I only remember $200 worth of it. The rest is hazy.

 

[paxton]

The key is drinking as much water as you can before you go to bed the night (or morning) of, and then a big breakfast when you wake up.

 

[WNYDiscoIIErik]

I drank as much as possible. Everything tastes bad and hard to put down after that much booze.