Best Land Rover Jokes

[sean]

Every time you go to a parking garage you see the giant metal bar hanging with a posted height limit.

if you still fit in parking garages you don't have enough lift. i quit trying to fit with the first lift.

 

[jim-00-4.6]

if you still fit in parking garages you don't have enough lift. i quit trying to fit with the first lift.

I had some boxes on my roof, on my way to go camping.
I pulled into a garage, and the bar was going to hit the cases up top.
While the guy behind me started blowing his horn, I pressed the "access mode" button, lowered the truck, and just barely ducked under the bar.
Love that EAS!

 

[JustAddMtns]

At 90% of stoplights you cannot see the stoplight because your Rover is so high. You either
a) feel silly and slump down in your seat to see
b) feel stupid and stretch your neck forward to see until it hurts because you've been waiting for so long
c) don't move and wait until people start moving or cars start honking

d)watch the reflection of the traffic light in your hood.

 

[Ron]

When you take a job at the dealership for the parts discount.

When your rover catches fire, and you buy another one.

When your second rover catches fire, and you have a fire extinguisher in it to put the fire out.

When you have fixed your rover's exhaust with an interior trim panel and electrical wire.

www.whereisjaney.com

Ron

 

[garrett]

www.whereisjaney.com

Ron

Hell he is just down the road from me now. I bet I can see him out my window.

 

[hondamnit]

why do the british drink so much warm beer?

because Lucas wires all the refrigerators!

 

[Calirovin]

--Your mom calls to tell you she saw a Disco 1 with a lift on the freeway, but it's not as cool as yours.

that happened to me a few times.

 

[PMA1420]

when your batcholer party is a weekend @ rausch creek

 

[LR Max]

You go wheeling with your jeep friends and you show up late. They ask why you are late and you say, "Sorry. My steering relay exploded and I had to replace it on the side of I-85".

"Whats a steering relay??"

"Don't worry about it. Hand me a beer."

 

[brianhoberg]

...when people stare at you in confusion because you talk in Rover three-letter acronyms normally...
"Yeah, if you get rid of the SLS and throw in a 2" RTE, you shouldn't have too many ECU issues on your DII."