Duluth Firehose pants

kennith

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Apr 22, 2004
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I ought to note that I've been on vacation for a couple of weeks, and only had occasion to wear and wash them a few times. They've shrunk quite a bit.

I'll have to send them back, as I did everything I could to prolong their life, but I just can't wear them now. They are very comfortable to me, and I like them, but I'm going to have to order at least one size up; possibly two.

It depends upon how much being fed properly for a few days has had on my waistline.

Something tells me these things aren't going to be identical, so long as final fit is concerned. I'll probably have to work my way through a few to get several that fit the same.

Cheers,

Kennith
 

rovercanus

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Apr 24, 2004
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How can they not be you favorite when they have tag lines such as, Any messing around on the trail and you'll be ready to lay down the law in this durable Kühl® pant.

I can just picture Garrett laying down the law in his Kuhl pants.

I can just picture Garret laying down.
 

LRflip

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none of your fucking business
Holy shit Batman... Has anyone seen Kennith in person?

I know kennith...

We've even worked together on a few projects for a short period of time.

When I first met him, I was worried for my life.

After knowing him for a little while, I was worried for everyone elses life.

I've never crossed paths with anyone even remotely similar.
 

stu454

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Dec 15, 2004
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I'm guessing that a guy that wears skinny jeans, while they may not suck a dick, would almost certainly hold one in their mouth.
 

Ballah06

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What's an adventure pant?

A pant so tight, ill fitting and highly likely ridiculous looking, that simply getting that particular pant on, makes the wearer feel like he just went on an adventure.

Side effects of prolonged wear of the said adventure pant include the 'nut-in-vice' syndrome, hyperventilation and general disregard by the females...
 

jymmiejamz

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What's an adventure pant?

Pants in the style that the majority of Expedition Portal members own. They go great with an expedition hat, headliner patches, Snow Peak gear, roof top tents, freshly waxed Jerry cans, or anything with 'Expedition' or 'Overland' in the name.