For Sale: Garrett

[Blue]

I'm selling Garrett. Will entertain offers.

 

[jhmover]

Now you know you'll have to pay someone to take him.

 

[DiscoJen]

Garrett is too busy to be sold right now.

 

[Lucasd2002]

I'll give you 17 warm Corona lights (wife went shopping) and a 1979 Intermecchanica Speedster replica (looks like a '57 Speedster) which is missing a windshield in exchange for Garrett and a couple RRCs.

 

[jrose609]

Bump. Is this still for sale?

 

[sven]

Can I get a shipping quote to Paradise TX?

 

[ArmyRover]

a used condom and a dunkin donuts straw wrapper, final offer

 

[garrett]

Is there DNA is the used condom? This could prove to be very useful to Blue. Makes his teeth sparkle.

 

[ArmyRover]

Of course the used condom comes fully loaded so to speak...

 

[ptschram]

Gee, I just spoke to him a little while ago, he didn't sound at all like I expected.

 

[garrett]

I had a long weekend from excess amounts of "hanky panky", so I was a little tired. Not to mention I just had found my wallet in the washing machine.

 

[bovw]

I had a long weekend from excess amounts of "hanky panky", so I was a little tired. Not to mention I just had found my wallet in the washing machine.

Did you pull a JB and wash your phone also?

Blue, I'd give you a Maggie Moo's milkshake for him, but he'd take it from you before you can enjoy it.

 

[Blue]

So far Lucas is in the lead with the warm Coronas.

I'm actually surprised anyone even responded...

 

[nosivad_bor]

Can I rent to own?

 

[Ballah06]

Does he come with any useful skills...?

 

[garrett]

I have no gag reflex. I also have a blow up Steve Young doll that fits nicely into a 1600 Pelican. For some odd reason it has three orifices though.

 

[Ballah06]

I have no gag reflex. I also have a blow up Steve Young doll that fits nicely into a 1600 Pelican. For some odd reason it has three orifices though.

Hmmm. But do you have any num chuck skills...bow hunting skills...etc?

 

[Blue]

Can I rent to own?

For you, yes. But I'll need first and last month's rent up front plus a $250 cleaning deposit.

 

[garrett]

I'll bring plenty of wet wipes and a towel that I like to call the "Zamboni".

 

[Discoinjapan]

Damn it, I was lookin for something with a lift; not stock.