You may as well ban them, because clearly nobody reads the things. :banghead:
Cheers,
Kennith
What about reading books about guns?
I have several different methods of turning the pages...
A semi-automatic page turner, that turns 1 page at a time, and a fully-automatic page turner, that just "br-r-r-r-r-r-r" fans through all the pages as fast as it can.
I prefer the semi-automatic page turner, so I can actually read each page before whipping the next one by.
Therefore, no one should have access to a fully-automatic page turner.
And, any companies that manufacture fully-automatic page turners should be boycotted. Or their employees should be threatened with physical violence by men in black costumes that have fully automatic page turners.
Regardless, I think everything I'm against should be illegal, and everything I like should be mandatory. The full force of the Federal Government should be brought to bear to make sure everything is done the way I like it.
And I believe if some states have laws implemented with the consent of their citizens that are different from other states, then whichever state can make the biggest fuss should be allowed to overrule the other states. Unless the state making the biggest fuss is not the one I agree with, in which case the fussy state shall be labeled "racist", or, in extreme cases, "homophobic".
Also, no one should be allowed to have "that shoulder thing that goes up". I'm not sure what it is, but it should be banned. Because reasons.