Lordy, Lordy! Guess who's 40?

emmodg

emmodg

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Hint: He's tall, odd-looking, sexually confused, not all-together smart, believes he's entitled to "French Benefits", fascinated by small shiny objects, has an overly "close" relationship with his dogs, and his name rhymes with "ferret".
 
Nomar

Nomar

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My goodness, don't the years just fly by.
Now he's not just fat....he's old and fat!

Have a good birthday Garrett.
Maybe you should wash down some Centrum Silver with your nightly booze or milkshakes... ;)
 
D Chapman

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Nomar said:
Maybe you should wash down some Centrum Silver with your nightly booze or milkshakes... ;)
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He's been on a fiber milkshake kick here lately. I caught him buying some Oat Bran, too, but it was the generic stuff from the Dollar Store. I think he's old enough to get a discount there.
 
rovercanus

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In 2000 years we will celebrate this day by tying Beanie Babies to gum trees with used condoms.
 
I HATE PONIES

I HATE PONIES

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D Chapman said:
He's been on a fiber milkshake kick here lately. I caught him buying some Oat Bran, too, but it was the generic stuff from the Dollar Store. I think he's old enough to get a discount there.
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It keeps the Gerbil from getting stuck and there is less wiping after.
 
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