Mona Vie, yet another MLM?

[Matt Kendrick]

Ok, so the brother in law comes over the other day and gives me this bottle of Mona Vie and starts telling me about all its wonderful properties. He leaves it with me and consequently brings even more over the following day.

I google it, and Voila! MLM, pyramid, whatever you want to call it.

He hasn't called me yet, but I'm waiting for the sales pitch, should be any day now

So, is anybody on here actually selling this crap? and what the hell is an Acai berry anyway?

 

[az_max]

Mona Vie "Offers an opportunity to sell acai berry health juice"

:rofl:

 

[The Limey]

Yep...the amway of juice/tonics...
Dont taste that good either...

 

[Michael Slade]

Ok, so the brother in law comes over the other day...

You could have stopped right there and we would have known there was trouble brewing.

 

[Tims95Disco]

Ah the Utah County snake oil salesmen, Xango, Noni, Newways, Sisal, Newskin, Mona Vie, the list goes on and on.

Work on that down line!

 

[Leslie]

So, the easy fix here is, next time he comes by, hand him a half-empty bottle and the rest of the bottles back and tell him you think it's nasty stuff, he can give it to someone else who might want it......

 

[benlittle]

Must be a scam if they are teaming up with The Dupont Registry and giving away $1,000,000.00 cash and a Lambo Murceilago.

http://66.98.128.85/MEDIA/Orlando/Hart/

It gets pretty interesting after about 5 minutes. Especially when Tom Dupont gives him the Lambo.

 

[montanablur]

If he were truly enterprising he would be having Mona Vie tasting parties... The Tupperware party of the new century.

 

[benlittle]

If he were truly enterprising he would be having Mona Vie tasting parties... The Tupperware party of the new century.

lol

 

[brianhoberg]

Hand him back 1/2 of the bottle when he comes over next time. Before he walks in, rub your face really good so it's red. Tell him you had an allergic reaction to it and you ain't gonna peddle it
Problem solved.

 

[benlittle]

Hand him back 1/2 of the bottle when he comes over next time. Before he walks in, rub your face really good so it's red. Tell him you had an allergic reaction to it and you ain't gonna peddle it
Problem solved.

Or you could try being honest and tell him it's just not for you.

 

[Drillbit]

Or you could try being honest and tell him it's just not for you.

That never works, they have all sorts of things ready to tell you for when you say that. Claim you gave some to your dog and it died and you want to know where he bought it so you can sure them. I am pretty sure they don't have a set line for that one.

 

[benlittle]

I'm smelling more and more ignorance on dweb these days.

 

[Roverlady]

I don't know about Mona Vie but I want some of those "Kinoki Foot Pads" from TV!

 

[Blue]

just tell the jackass to fuck off.

 

[Leslie]

Dang, this was back in November......


Did he ever bring it back up Matt? Or did he figure it out and dump it before going so far as trying to get you involved?

 

[Errant]

Hey, it's not so bad blended with ice and vodka

 

[maxyedor]

I don't know about Mona Vie but I want some of those "Kinoki Foot Pads" from TV!

I love that comercial, "your body expells toxins through your feet just like a tree" funny stuff:rofl:

 

[D90DC]

I got the pitch one time from the now defunct Sea Silver... Tasted like crap and never felt any different well poorer it was 30 or so a bottle

 

[gmookher]

tell him to have some damn respect as youre FAMILY and take his desparate attempts at pitching/pyramid marketing elsewhere