MuddyOval Rocks!
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There are just no words to describe it, I have been assaulted by visions of overstuffed orifi, Dan naked, rover tats and Kanye. Too much to bear in a quick glance between meetings.
Rovergirl when do we get to see you on "Guess her muff"?
Rovergirl when do we get to see you on "Guess her muff"?
WNYDiscoIIErik said:
Erik,
Becarefull LiftedFreeloader is ALL TACTICAL on Weapons Handling... or have you forgotten the Pics were he had the Pistol backwards?:rofl:
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RoverGrrl said:
So let me get this straight
A- We guys are PUSSIES because we don't want some dildo up our asses?
B - You are surprised a Man can't take a dildo up the ass without an ass strectcher?
C - My FAVORITE, you are proud of taking a BONG ( read Huge Dildo ) up your ass and letting everyone know THAT IS HOW YOU ROLL ( to use your own words )
Classy ..Very Classy
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Rugbier said:
I pride myself on being so wrong on so many levels. Glad I was able to help you achieve the next level.
After working with mostly men for the last 6-7 years, I am proud to admit that I am fucking nasty and I can make grown men blush.I'll be on 'guess her muff' next month. Had to wait coz my razor broke and you couldn't see the muff. It was like looking at an unsheared sheep...only worse.
Its cool by me if we keep her. She quoted me for her signature on Muddy Hole. Makes me feel all warm inside.
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D Chapman
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That is like the guy who got a job at a porno store.
His first day at work he works all morning.
At lunch time the boss tells him he should know enough to be alone for an hour or so while he eats lunch and goes to the bank.
He tells the employee that the only items you need to know about are the dildos on the top shelf. The white one is $25 and the black one is $50.
After the boss leaves a gal comes in and browses around.
She ask the new clerk the prices of the dildos.
He tells her the white one is $25, the black one is $50.
She tells him she'll take both.
Then she asks how much the plaid one is.
He tells her $100.
She takes that one, too.
Later on the boss comes back and asks the new employee what he sold.
He tells the boss he sold the white dildo for $25, the black one for $50.
He then tells the boss....I even got $100 for your thermos.
His first day at work he works all morning.
At lunch time the boss tells him he should know enough to be alone for an hour or so while he eats lunch and goes to the bank.
He tells the employee that the only items you need to know about are the dildos on the top shelf. The white one is $25 and the black one is $50.
After the boss leaves a gal comes in and browses around.
She ask the new clerk the prices of the dildos.
He tells her the white one is $25, the black one is $50.
She tells him she'll take both.
Then she asks how much the plaid one is.
He tells her $100.
She takes that one, too.
Later on the boss comes back and asks the new employee what he sold.
He tells the boss he sold the white dildo for $25, the black one for $50.
He then tells the boss....I even got $100 for your thermos.
RoverGrrl said:I pride myself on being so wrong on so many levels. Glad I was able to help you achieve the next level.
I'll be on 'guess her muff' next month. Had to wait coz my razor broke and you couldn't see the muff. It was like looking at an unsheared sheep...only worse.
Hahaha, and my guess is you work at 7-11? Grow up. All you are looking for is attention, nothing screams out LOOK AT ME as "being wrong on so many levels". Nobody is saying you cannot be different, but to talk about sexual innuendos and try to get a riot out of people is just old news. There is plenty of that crap on TV nowadays anyway. You need a role model and Jesus in your life.
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RoverGrrl said:
I call bullshit. I've been on Guess Her Muff long enough to know girls like you and Jen have shaved muffs and hairy assholes.
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