Suckers: Your Bucket Is Ready
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I found a camp kitchen setup to go with the bucket and snowpeak stove:
https://www.maxim.com/gear/box-transforms-outdoor-kitchen
$6800.00
I paid around that for a 3yr old Chevy 1 ton crew cab dually in 1991. I'd rather have the truck.
Well, that's a very nice box.
Where does the Cookie Dude stow?
I mean, for $6,800, the chef obviously comes with.
Hole-ee-shit.
I can't relate to campgrounds.
I use a tent.
If I had an RV, or travel trailer or something, then I'd be all about having a place to dump my black water tank, plug in to power & whatnot.
But I don't.
Cuz if I did, I'd just camp at the Walmart parking lot.
With a tent, even car camping like I do, my goal is to get out to the quiet.
AWAY from everyone else.
So I can just sit in my Target-brand camp chair, in front of my Target-brand tent, cooking on my Coleman stove, which is sitting on a rejected-from-work-because-the-handle-is-broken projector stand.
And then go shit over a log, dig a hole & bury it.
Listening to the wind in the trees, and the stream over the rocks.
I don't want to listen to a fellow camper tell me how much better his kitchen setup is, or how much he paid for his shoes. I don't care that his $10,000 watch is what NASA uses to synchronize THEIR equipment.
If I wanted to be around people, I'd just goto work.
shit in comfort, and style.
What if you bought a lowe's bucket and put a YETI sticker on it and did the same thing-would that then make it a cheapfuck YETI shit bucket?
I usually just dig a hole & squat over it.
But I wanted to seem all high-class saying "shit over a log".
Sometimes I just wear Depends; then I can shit right there in my Target chair.
Wait.
Yeti doesn't make a cylinder?
Cuz that's what I REALLY need.
A Yeti Cylinder.
That would probably be like $60.
"...but wait there's more - if you order now you get a free pair of combat flip flops!"
http://store.overlandjournal.com/subscription-with-combat-flip-flops/
Seems like a great deal but unfortunately I'm looking for some tactical Birkenstocks
http://store.overlandjournal.com/subscription-with-combat-flip-flops/
Seems like a great deal but unfortunately I'm looking for some tactical Birkenstocks
