The people have spoken

[p m]

Thank you. The Washington Post, NPR, and the 100 or so of my friends who gleefully reposted that crap need to be publicly whipped.

You may have some bright future in Russian parliament, Mike.

 

[SCSL]

'In Russia, Europe leaves you.'

 

[p m]

'In Russia, Europe leaves you.'

We used to have a joke about a foreigner who fell into an open sewer hole while visiting Soviet Union and complaining that in the West, the workers would've flagged it with red cones or something.
To which the response was - "Have you seen the red flag at the customs?"

 

[SCSL]

Pythagoras theorem 24 words
Lords prayer 66 words
Archimedes Principle 67 words
10 commandments 176 words
US declaration of independence 1,300 words
EU regulations on sale of cabbage 26,911 words

 

[bigred]

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-24/friday-humor-what-comes-after-brexit

What do you do? Regular folks don't end up at zerohedge..

 

[SCSL]

What do you do? Regular folks don't end up at zerohedge..

I'll have you know I'm as regular as the day is long. Like clockwork every morning after a cup of coffee. And sometimes I can't even make it through that first cup.

 

[ERover82]

Coffee is like an egg timer, but for shitting.

 

[jim-00-4.6]

What do you do? Regular folks don't end up at zerohedge..

wait, what?
ZH is first stop of the day.
Discoweb is sometime later. maybe.
If i remember.

 

[bigred]

wait, what?
ZH is first stop of the day.
Discoweb is sometime later. maybe.
If i remember.

ZH has never been puppies and rainbows but it's especially depressing lately.