So why do your shoes need to be shine-able?
Non-smooth texture affects focus and maturity?
Because too many fucksticks would wear tennis shoes.
Or some nasty-ass boots.
With "dockers" or "business casual" pants.
Which is not a "we're the best people you could have hired to do this" sort of look.
The reality is if you look like shit, people won't take you seriously.
Maybe that's not fair. It's probably rayciss or something.
We're not plumbers or landscapers.
We don't wear jeans or shitkicker boots TO WORK.
Dress the part.
Is it a bullshit rule?
Probably.
As I told my daughter about the "don't use this hair dryer in the tub" sticker, this exists because someone did it.
I didn't have to be told about my shoes.
When they said, "business casual" and/or "dockers & polo", the decent shoes was just a no-brainer.
Aside from not having been raised by cave-dwellers, my wife would have said "dude, really?"
Ask your mom if you look okay if you live in her basement.