Disco smashed a dually

[discostew]

I say shit like pillow biter and dinner masher rump ranger and pole smoker. But I still want to know why the line is so long in gay bars but nobody flushes the toilet. Develdog you got some catching up to do tonight I just found the bottom of some kinda svedka

 

[rovercanus]

"cobbler" ????

Fucking idiot.

Now that was just mean.
Don't let the internet get to ya. It's not even real.
Douche nozzle.

 

[discostew]

I was starting to think the Internet wasn't real. Did Al fucking Gore tell you that?

Cause I felt kinda bad when he slipped up and said he invented the Internet. I had just got him really fucked up and was feeding him shit about armed guards on airplanes. Then he went and said something to Billdo and got laughed at for that too.

 

[Devildog01]

I like stool pusher and bone smuggler personally. Douche nozzle is good but shitstain and fucktard are my favorites.

 

[discostew]

I like fuck stain like the kind on a hotel mattress.Fuck stick. Shit dick and that goofy guy Elmer Fud told us that bugger is no fucking slouch when it comes to insults

 

[discostew]

Hey weren't we about to have a good downy brook here?

 

[Devildog01]

Wtf is a downy brook? And why do they callmit amartini when its just vodka and olives?

 

[CRB357]

Let me put it this way. When you are fucking your wife, does she say "give me that peter"? No, she doesn't. She says, "give me that cock" or "give me that hard dick".

See what I mean? Only fags use peter....or god help us your new slogan, "douche nozzle". Really??? You have an hour to come up with something to redeem your "peter" comment, and you cone up with "douche nozzle". Congrats. Your a bigger fucking idiot than I first thought.

Sincerly,
The cock "cobbler"

 

[discostew]

A pissing match that didn't include Kenny and chapman. I put an extra shot in my last one cause I thought the shit was on


I'm out in my disco laying on the fucking horn

 

[stu454]

Is "cock cobbler" the new word for cum, jizz, baby batter, or, dare I say, semen?

 

[discostew]

Wap

 

[discostew]

Wtf is a downy brook? And why do they callmit amartini when its just vodka and olives?

Why do they call it that if it's just vodka and vodka and olives? Do this ... Blend up some ice and a a 6 oz container of frozen pink lemonade concentrate, use the same 6 oz container to measure out 6 oz of good vodka. Blend all that shit up till the ice is how you like it. Then add a a 12oz beer and just burp the blender to mix the beer in good. If you blast it the beer will foam up.

That drink is called a skip n go . It's named after the greatest Land Rover God of all time.

 

[CRB357]

It's "Donnybrook" I believe. It's a drunk Irish fight.

 

[discostew]

Ya them fucking micks fight a lot. Like I think boondock saints is pretty much right on the money. Donnybrook huh ? Ok

 

[stu454]

https://youtu.be/eirq4laOhcU

 

[Devildog01]

Is thet the one were brad pit r is the baoxer?

 

[discostew]

No it's about two Irish brothers in Boston who start fucking up mobsters. Total micks. You gotta see it

 

[CRB357]

I'm drunk now. Where is the fucking dick acting like a condescending asshole towards Eric????? Where are you fag?

I ask you now you fucking dick, with your own words......

Was it worth it????

Is the internet real enough now? Well???? Was it worth it acting like a fucking dickhead?

Come on, I'm dying to know. Huh? I can't hear you with your boyfriends peter jammed down your throat.

Like I said, your a fucking idiot. So next time don't be a dick for no reason. Just keep your fucking condescending comments to you and your boyfriend, bc there are motherfuckers like me out there ready to smoke your ass.

I got more waiting for you, so just let me know.

 

[discostew]

I think we hi jacked another thread . We need a drunks thread. Like a day care for old drunk guys. Gotta take away walkers so we don't hit each other with them

 

[Devildog01]

Snatch the movie was called snatch. Fuckin great movie.