Help me make the roads a little safer.

[Chris-St Louis]

I cannot think of a group better suited to help me with this!

My cul-de-sac has a freshly licensed driver. I?ve known this girl since she was 5 and can attest she isn?t very bright. Her, and her little red Jetta full throttle in and out while she is yapping on the phone. It came to a boil when she had to come to squealing halt to avoid hitting me backing into my drive. Her situational awareness was that poor.

Her brother, at the same age destroyed 3 cars in 2 years, and mom drives in an equally reckless manner, thus the gene pool doesn?t look good.

I asked her, in a fairly hostile tone to get it together and drive safer as many other neighbors have done. I was met with a ?Go Fuck Yourself.?

I don?t want to do anything illegal, like crack her in the mouth, but I want to help her have a come to Jesus.

Ideas?

 

[adriatic04]

litter her driveway with nails?

 

[Chris-St Louis]

THought of that, but that coudl be illegal if caught, and it is a tight neighborhood.

 

[Rugbier]

Park additional cars around your side of the curve , making it almost impossible for hger to speed out or yap on the phone.

if that doesn't work

wait outside the development and cut her off

 

[brian4d]

Here is one for you Chris.

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5814998/

 

[knewsom]

Talk to her parents and warn them. Show them pictures of teen reckless driving deaths and accidents. Remind them of their son's near escapes. Inform them of their daughter's terrible driving habits. ...let them do the rest.

If they don't do anything, then maybe try taking some animal blood and the hair from your drain, maybe a few pieces of meat and bone, and smear it on her front bumper and one of the tires.

 

[knewsom]

Here is one for you Chris.

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/5814998/

oooh, that's genius!

 

[Mongo]

spike strips...

 

[AU_88]

Just go pull the valve stems out of her tires in the middle of the night

 

[Chris-St Louis]

THought of that in fact. I was gonna pay a kid 10 bucks a tire to do it. Seems Illegal.

 

[AU_88]

If you pay the kid to do it, then it can be traced back to you... if you do it yourself, then you have the only knowledge of it. And no damage is really done cost wise. And if she came over to ask for help since you are probably mechanically inclined, you could tell her "go fuck yourself."

 

[knewsom]

THought of that in fact. I was gonna pay a kid 10 bucks a tire to do it. Seems Illegal.

It is - so is smearing blood and hair etc on the front bumper, but only midly so.

 

[stu454]

Talk to her parents and warn them. Show them pictures of teen reckless driving deaths and accidents. Remind them of their son's near escapes. Inform them of their daughter's terrible driving habits. ...let them do the rest.
...

I'll go on record as saying that that won't accomplish a thing except to piss off the parents.

 

[Chris-St Louis]

I didnt mention, we recently had some people upgrade from the trailer park to living next door to her. And, of course, their son is hitting it on a regular basis. Any mechanical anything will be quickly pointed to me, then I gotta deal this is moron. I surely would clean his Chronometer, but thats not what I'm after.

Just looking for a come to Jesus to wake her situational awareness. Flatening her tires, while fun, would cause a bunch of trouble for me without the desired effect.

 

[stu454]

Just watch out for her and hope that she gets killed soon.

 

[AU_88]

Just watch out for her and hope that she gets killed soon.

hahahahaha :applause:

 

[brian4d]

It is - so is smearing blood and hair etc on the front bumper, but only midly so.

You can't tell with kids these days. Locally we just had a 17 year old girl kill herself after receiving two text messages from guys bullying her. They might seem tough on the outside but one little thing might set them over the edge. You go splattering blood and bone chips on her front bumper you might be the one with blood on your hands.

Not sure what the answer is however I will say if you can come up with a safe way to scare the ever living shit out of her you might, just might get her to slow it down.

 

[DiscoJen]

You live in a pretty small community, maybe the local po-po could help take care of it. Let them catch her and have a talk with her mama.

p.s. See guys, I told you he was still alive.

 

[stu454]

A safe way to scare the shit out of her is kind of like a pious way to get laid; they just don't go well together.

 

[brian4d]

A safe way to scare the shit out of her is kind of like a pious way to get laid; they just don't go well together.

I agree, there is a fine line.