Chris-St Louis said:
I didnt mention, we recently had some people upgrade from the trailer park to living next door to her. And, of course, their son is hitting it on a regular basis. Any mechanical anything will be quickly pointed to me, then I gotta deal this is moron. I surely would clean his Chronometer, but thats not what I'm after.
Just looking for a come to Jesus to wake her situational awareness. Flatening her tires, while fun, would cause a bunch of trouble for me without the desired effect.
This is a perfect opportunity to spend some of those tax dollars. Just give the cops something to do. Report repeated incidents of reckless driving involving a red VW in an area she frequents. I wouldn't have them camp outside the neighborhood, but you could get her somewhere.
Or, just strap a harmonica under that car to scare her a bit and run some cash out of their wallets on a vehicle-related issue.
Of course, there is always guile. Just purchase a used piece of junk, and set up a situation where she will collide with you. Let her have a wreck involving another person, but make sure you are the sacrificial lamb, not someone else. Also, it might be wise to ensure that she will legally be at fault, such as in some states, where it's always your fault when you rear-end someone.
Extra manipulation points will be awarded if you hire a friend to plow into you when she rear-ends you into an intersection.
Failing that, you could simply leave a car at the limit of your property, and hope she hits it sooner or later. Or, find a thoroughly (and freshly) dead cute animal, like a bunny or kitten, and shove it halfway through her air dam, in hopes that she will believe that she killed it.
You might temporarily scare her with these tactics, but some people are just prone to cause collisions.
Cheers,
Kennith
